Jaslaws
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- May 31, 2011
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A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
The case was dismissed on those three grounds.
My take for the ladies hasa maduu wa kichagga:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and...
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
The case was dismissed on those three grounds.
My take for the ladies hasa maduu wa kichagga:: PLEASE TRY
TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING
THE ACT.