MZEE WA QUOTATION ZA KIBABE
BAADHI NI HIZI:
1. Don't fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.
2. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
3.If your man is cheating on you don't argue with him my sister because you will not win. Save your self from High blood pressure, Just change all the names of the girls on his phone, do not delete the numbers. Mix them, replace Natasha with Lisa, Nikki with Grace so on and on, wait the moment he's gonna call or sms them one by one. Make your self a cup of coffie and relax, you'll thank me later.
4. Nobody walks faster than a man accompanying an ugly girl in the morning after a one night stand.