Boflo
JF-Expert Member
- Jan 20, 2010
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FOOTBALL vs SEX.
1. Going to your bf/gf's without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
11. Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ
19. Two legs on shoulder=THROWING.
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline.
21. A lady uses pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
22. Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaa al....
1. Going to your bf/gf's without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
11. Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sSUAREZ
19. Two legs on shoulder=THROWING.
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline.
21. A lady uses pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
22. Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaa al....