Five Surgeons


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Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to
operate on.


The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on
my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.'


The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded.'


The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like
construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you
said it would.'

But the fifth

surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are
only two moving
parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are
interchangeable'
 

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