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Do not Lie to your African Mom When in a Relationship!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mtanga Tc, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    Mom came to visit her son Shelukindo for dinner...who lives with a
    girl roommate Mamweta in a nearby residential area...
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
    how pretty Shelukindo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Shelukindo and his roommate than met the eye.
    Reading his mom' s thoughts, Shelukindo volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mamweta and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Mamweta came to Shelukindo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the maize flour. "You don't suppose she took it, do you? " "Well, I doubt it,but I 'll email her, just to be sure "So he sat down and wrote:
    Dear Mom, I 'm not saying that you did take the maize flour from
    my house, I 'm not saying that you did not take the maize flour.But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner!.....Love, Shelukindo.
    Several days later,Shelukindo received an email from his Mom which read:
    Dear Son,I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Mamweta,and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Mamweta.But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own
    bed, she would have found the maize flour under her pillow by now.

  2. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi R I P

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    Rangi tuuu imenikatisha tamaa ya kuendelea kusoma
  3. roselyne1

    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahaa lovely,nimeipenda...:laugh:
  4. Trustme

    Trustme JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks for coppying and paste.