Isumbwile
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- Dec 12, 2012
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SOME CRAZY FACTS
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
EXPERIENCE: The name men & women give to their mistakes
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...
E.T.C.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Nawe tupia crazy fact yako yenye kaukweli ndani yake......:welcome:
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
EXPERIENCE: The name men & women give to their mistakes
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...
E.T.C.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Nawe tupia crazy fact yako yenye kaukweli ndani yake......:welcome:
