Couples' words translation (in relationship before marriage )

Women's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]


Men's English:

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Let's have sex now!

Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before

Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex?


Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me

hahahahaha lol
daaahh kwa ujumla wanaume wanafikiria SEX tuuuu
Danger lol:thinking::thinking:

hata kibongobongo ni hivyo hivyo

afrodenzi said:

hahahahaha lol
daaahh kwa ujumla wanaume wanafikiria SEX tuuuu
Danger lol:thinking::thinking:

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Basi mi niko tofauti na wanaume ktk hilo.
Mimi ninavyojua ktk mahusiano, sex ni matokezeo tu wala siyo indicator ya upendo wa dhati. Anayetaka zaidi sex huyo anataka akidhi haja zake tu.
Lakini pia, napenda enjoyement za sex (im romantic), napenda touches, napenda kisses. Tena milango iko wazi ktk hili ila nazingatia umri tu. Natania jamani....
kwi kwi kwi kwiii

Sex ndo mwisho wa kila kitu jamani.

Mkwaruzo said:

Basi mi niko tofauti na wanaume ktk hilo.
Mimi ninavyojua ktk mahusiano, sex ni matokezeo tu wala siyo indicator ya upendo wa dhati. Anayetaka zaidi sex huyo anataka akidhi haja zake tu.
Lakini pia, napenda enjoyement za sex (im romantic), napenda touches, napenda kisses. Tena milango iko wazi ktk hili ila nazingatia umri tu. Natania jamani....
kwi kwi kwi kwiii

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Hahahah nilivyosoma soma katikati ya mistari
BP na Shelley zilipanda nilidhani hupendi sex
haahahaha lol mmhhh

Mkwaruzo said:

Basi mi niko tofauti na wanaume ktk hilo.
Mimi ninavyojua ktk mahusiano, sex ni matokezeo tu wala siyo indicator ya upendo wa dhati. Anayetaka zaidi sex huyo anataka akidhi haja zake tu.
Lakini pia, napenda enjoyement za sex (im romantic), napenda touches, napenda kisses. Tena milango iko wazi ktk hili ila nazingatia umri tu. Natania jamani....
kwi kwi kwi kwiii

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AFRODEZI umemsoma mkuu lakini....:happy:

That is so true...

For men the first time anakuona cha kwanza kufikiria juu yako ni how SEXY you are,
cha pili kufikirikiria ni SEX,
cha tatu kufikiria ni how flexible you may be during SEX,
cha nne kufikiria ni zile body parts anazopenda (i.e legs, back view, cleavarage) are they his tastes for they are important to him during SEX
cha tano sasa ndo anajiuliza 'I wonder what her name is - let me try my shot"

Mkwaruzo said:

Basi mi niko tofauti na wanaume ktk hilo.
Mimi ninavyojua ktk mahusiano, sex ni matokezeo tu wala siyo indicator ya upendo wa dhati. Anayetaka zaidi sex huyo anataka akidhi haja zake tu.
Lakini pia, napenda enjoyement za sex (im romantic), napenda touches, napenda kisses. Tena milango iko wazi ktk hili ila nazingatia umri tu. Natania jamani....
kwi kwi kwi kwiii

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Mkwaruzo mi naelewa Men are sometimes so funny, kufikiria kwake SEX kila saa haimaanishi kua hakupendi ... ila inamaanisha tu ni kwa jinsi gani junior anamuongoza sana katika maamuzi yake juu ya mwenza wake ...

Asha D said:

That is so true...

For men the first time anakuona cha kwanza kufikiria juu yako ni how SEXY you are,
cha pili kufikirikiria ni SEX,
cha tatu kufikiria ni how flexible you may be during SEX,
cha nne kufikiria ni zile body parts anazopenda (i.e legs, back view, cleavarage) are they his tastes for they are important to him during SEX
cha tano sasa ndo anajiuliza 'I wonder what her name is - let me try my shot"

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wewe nawe mbona hueleweki?
umechokoza kule kwa Miss Judith (MRS MTARAJIWA)
kisha umekimbilia huku lol....

bacha said:

wewe nawe mbona hueleweki?
umechokoza kule kwa Miss Judith (MRS MTARAJIWA)
kisha umekimbilia huku lol....

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LOL....Nisharudi kule, nimekuta Gaijini maelezo alodadafua kaniridhisha nilikua na wasi wasi..... sasa wewe unatafuta nini huku? Umeona mawazo yanu yametawaliwa na nini eeeh?

Asha D said:

LOL....Nisharudi kule, nimekuta Gaijini maelezo alodadafua kaniridhisha nilikua na wasi wasi..... sasa wewe unatafuta nini huku? Umeona mawazo yanu yametawaliwa na nini eeeh?

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huku nilikuja kukutafuta wewe bana,
uwe unaaga mama!!!!!!!!!!

bacha said:

huku nilikuja kukutafuta wewe bana,
uwe unaaga mama!!!!!!!!!!

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Pouwa... si unajua to some extent bado najifunza... next time naaga.

Asha D said:

Mkwaruzo mi naelewa Men are sometimes so funny, kufikiria kwake SEX kila saa haimaanishi kua hakupendi ... ila inamaanisha tu ni kwa jinsi gani junior anamuongoza sana katika maamuzi yake juu ya mwenza wake ...

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na siyo kama ni kumuongoza tu, sometime hutaka kuonyesha uanaume wake tu kupitia kiungo hicho muhimu.

Mkwaruzo said:

Basi mi niko tofauti na wanaume ktk hilo.
Mimi ninavyojua ktk mahusiano, sex ni matokezeo tu wala siyo indicator ya upendo wa dhati. Anayetaka zaidi sex huyo anataka akidhi haja zake tu.
Lakini pia, napenda enjoyement za sex (im romantic), napenda touches, napenda kisses. Tena milango iko wazi ktk hili ila nazingatia umri tu. Natania jamani....
kwi kwi kwi kwiii

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Are you GAY or something???!!!!!

masssaiboi said:

Are you GAY or something???!!!!!

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kwanini umemuuliza hilo swali..?

masssaiboi said:

Are you GAY or something???!!!!!

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Massaiboi i really hope unatania, that is so rude!!!

masssaiboi said:

Are you GAY or something???!!!!!

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DAH! MBONA UMEFIKA MBALI....
Na HATA KAMA NI SUALI LAKINI SI NAMNA HIYO....

Asha D said:

Massaiboi i really hope unatania, that is so rude!!!

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acha nikae kimya kwanza, NITARUDI