Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.
Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it.
Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Ha ha ha, oh my, vingine vinahuzunisha badala ya kuchekesha. Maskini that boss!!!! Next time itabidi awe careful na instructions. 'I have sex with my wife. You should have sex WITH YOUR WIFE or girlfriend'