Lekanjobe Kubinika
JF-Expert Member
- Dec 6, 2006
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Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble
7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!
Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble
7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!