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Mlachake said:

Hebu andika hizi number kwa kiswahili 10,001 na 11,000.............. Ha musini confuse

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vivian said:

[h=5]One Sunday, a certain Church Held Prayers for all Singles who wanted mates!" the Singles were grouped on one side and Told To Pray For their Heart desires...
A lady prayed, "oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man coming my way, I bound him by the Holly ghost fire!"
And there is this short man

standing next to her praying,"Oh
Lord, you know I am short, Handsome And a Millionaire, But I
have lacked a mate.."
when she heard the Word 'Millionaire', Her prayers changed
to, "Oh Lord, is that your voice? Who am I to say no..? I Will be
married by the Content and Ignore the container..

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Mlachake said:

Hebu andika hizi number kwa kiswahili 010,01 na 11,000.............. Ha musini confuse

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Mlachake said:

I will only be impressed by technology the day we are able to download food.

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Mlachake said:

Maboy, girlfriend akidai haujawahimpeleka place expensive..... Mpeleke petrol station

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Mlachake said:

I will only be impressed by technology the day we are able to download food.

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vivian said:

Jamani Friday ya Mwanzo wa Mwezi Leo full Bata....... Hureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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