Bujibuji phrase

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

What is that phrase you always wanted to tell someone? Here's mine: -

1. There is no vaccine against stupidity!
2. Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bulls--- around your lips.
3. Im ready to listen if you are ready to think.
4. Why don't u slip into something more comfortable.........like a coma!
5. Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
6. Well aren't u just the most adorable black hole of need?
7. Shhhhh.....thats the sound of nobody caring what u think.
8. Did u eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
9. I don't know what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce.
10. Don't u dare make me use uppercase!
11. If u have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
12. Before you came along we were hungry, now we are fed up!
13. Am busy now, can I ignore you some other time?
14. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.
15. I hear you changed your mind at last, what did you do with your diaper?
16. I'd like to help you out, which way did u come in?
17. Life is too short to dance with ugly men. (what do u say ladie?).


Now lets hear yours.........

 

[The Boss]

If you quit now,you will never know...what could have been........

 

[The Boss]

You will always produce who or what you are...........

 

[Askofu]

1. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time
2. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane
3. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train...
4. Born free, taxed to death
5. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film
6. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere
7. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
8. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
9. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
10. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
11. Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise
12. If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.......
13. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
14. Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day
15. It is not the person who has too little, but the person who always craves more, that is poor

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mashikolo mageni