Boda boda au muuza chipsi akikwambia 'achana na huyu demu' muwe mnaelewa

[Zero IQ]

Kuna mmoja juzi kaniambia, bro huyu demu anakupenda sana usimpotezee.

Halafu mimi simkubali wala nini

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Atakuwa alishampa story wakiwa pamoja, changamkia Fursa

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[joseph1989]

Kuna mzee mmoja ostazi ana binti yake mzuri anavaa sana mavazi ya kujistili.Basi nina mwanangu mmoja bodaboda akaniambia nimemuona ustazi anaingia gesti na mchepuko saa 7 usiku,mda huo huo na kwenye gesti hiyo hiyo baba mtu anaingia huyo mwanae kike naye anatoka kugongwa ktk gesti hiyo,yaani wamepishana kidigo.

Jamaa nikaona kama anazingua baada ya miaka 2 ostazi akamuoa ule mchepuko kama mke wa pili ndio nikaamini mwana yupo deep.

Yule binti yake naye akataka kupindua ndoa ya mtu ,mwisho wa siku kazalishwa kaachwa na jamaa anaendelea na mke wake.

 

[Paploman]

mabodaboda wambea

mbna unawakandia

 

[Zero IQ]

mabodaboda wambea

Vipi walishapeleka maneno kwa mmeo

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[Smart Guy]

we umeona hii tu

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Ha ha ha!! akili sifuri bana

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Asante kwa kututusi ..nilitaka nikwambie kila siku shemeji akishakula cha mchana baada ya kazi nampeleka wapi na kwa nani ila sikwambii tena

mabodaboda wambea

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[Amehlo]

Asante kwa kututusi ..nilitaka nikwambie kila siku shemeji akishakula cha mchana baada ya kazi nampeleka wapi na kwa nani ila sikwambii tena

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loool mi mtawa

 

[Beeb]

Anakukaza huyo

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Doh!

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[jogi]

Chakula unachokula ni mavi matarajiwa (wataalam wa fasihi wanaelewa)

 

[Mathias Raymond Nyakapala]

Zero IQ, Mkuu ukimpenda mwanamke usisikilize wala usiulize kwa Bodaboda yoyote wala Muuza Chips

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[Will Jr]

Duuh leo Zero IQ umeandika point sio siri

 

[Mla Bata]

Bodaboda wangu

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Huwa wanafaidi sanaa hawa.

 

[Beeb]

Huwa wanafaidi sanaa hawa.

Sijui eti..ngoja nitamuuliza

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[Mehek]

Wala wengi huwa wanafanya hivyo kwa usalama zaidi maana kwenye mambo yakuporwa wanawake tunaongoza kwa kuporwa

Na mwanamke akishakwambia nina bodaboda wangu ujue majanga

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[Mla Bata]

Sijui eti..ngoja nitamuuliza

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Vipi bodaboda wako, hakuna favour yoyote anapata??

 

[Beeb]

Vipi bodaboda wako, hakuna favour yoyote anapata??

Hakuna kwakweli

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[Nokia83]

Kwahiyo naww una bodaboda wako?

Wala wengi huwa wanafanya hivyo kwa usalama zaidi maana kwenye mambo yakuporwa wanawake tunaongoza kwa kuporwa

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[MLEVi Mmoja]

loool mi mtawa

We mtawa gani mbona kwenye ule Uzi wetu pendwa upo active sana

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[Amehlo]

We mtawa gani mbona kwenye ule Uzi wetu pendwa upo active sana

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si napata experience ya kujua yanayotendekajapo ata macho yafurahi

 

[MLEVi Mmoja]

Hiyo experience unataka ya nn ? Ukaifanyie wap we mtawa ?

si napata experience ya kujua yanayotendekajapo ata macho yafurahi

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