Be strong honey!!!

.. be strong honey... lol
A man escapes from prison where he
has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and
finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair, while tying the girl to
the bed he gets on top of her, kisses
her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom. While he's in there, the
husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,
look at his clothes! He probably spent
lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
you were cute, and asked me if we had
any vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
too!!"Like ·