BBC Hardtalk- Uhuru Kenyatta

[mwaswast]

I really enjoy mocking Tanzagizans, ni kama having multiple orgasms on a random ho ho ho.

 

[1academ]

jiwe m-baka demokrasia aibu sana kwa africa ya leo!

 

[pingli-nywee]

Nyang'aus rule Africa wapende wasipende na mwenye anasikia ako na shida can ho hug a transformer... oh wait, are there enough transformers in Tz for these Tanzagizans to hug? 1350MW?

[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] Acha hizo bana!

 

[Wembe1]

Anaogopa kuulizwa, na hii Doctorate yako uliipata vipi na huelewi kuzungumza na lugha ya kiingereza ambayo unasema ulifunzwa nayo na kupita mitihani hadi ukamaliza...
Zeinab(bbc hardtalk host): President Dr. John Pombe welcome to Hard Talk.
Dr. Pombe: Zenkyou so much.
Zinab(bbc hardtalk host):You've had your meeting with president trump this is the president who reffers to african countries as s.hole countries, is this really a man you can do business with?
Dr. Pombe: eeeh! Sahamani,.... I mean solly can you lewind your question prease?
Zinab(bbc hardtalk host):You've had your meeting with president trump this is the president who reffers to african countries as s.hole countries, is this really a man you can do business with?
Dr. Pombe: Ze ze ze ze Tlump Plesident is my Fleind and we ale shithole countly si atupatie loan ya Makinikia will pay srowry and we have many tanzanite pare mererani....
Zinab(bbc hardtalk host): I hardly get what you are mumbling Sir, where did you get your Doctorate from or is it a Honorary one since you communication skills are quite poor , Sir?
Dr. Pombe: Hapa kazi tu labda i do you push ups, Zainab to show yuo how I ze ze ze ze Tanzanians, they rove peace.

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[mwaswast]

Nasikia hata jina Jiwe hapa JF liko na **** yani lipo censored ki- dictatorship.

 

[magia]

sasa nani anazungumzia lugha?? tunazungumzia kunyenyekea kwa rais akubali kuhojiwa....nimeambiwa na mwenzako rais wenu hawezi kuhojiwa kwasababu inamshusha hadhi...ndio nami nikamwambia marais wa dunia wanahojiwa kila uchao na BBC...lugha sio jambo la muhimu sana sababu wanaweza wakafanya translation tu mara moja

Lakini Tanzania official language ni kiingereza, maraisi wote walikuwa wanaongea kiingereza kwenye vyombo vya kimataifa kuanzia Nyerere hadi Kikwete, nafikiri watashangaa kuona rais wetu anaomba mkalimani wa kiingereza to kiswahili. Wao anachotegemea labda mkalimani wa kifaransa au ki Portuguese kwa kiingereza

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[BestOfMyKind]

" Rushwa is a dragon, a giant beast we need to slay it.... techniques from other countries to tackle Rushwa.... SGR??overpriced? no it's not, it was passing through zoos and parks etc... Africa is open... Donald Trump calling us shitholes? that was in the past... Donald Trump is a good listener and he knows about Kenya " speaking while salivating in admiration, his Excellency was high on miraa.
Fellow Tanzanians I'm reaching out to you guys, let's annex Kenya. We need to take over, this guy is selling our neighbors.
By his Excellency account, Rushwa is some fantasy mythical thing that doesn't exist. Are you kidding me?
This guy is a joke, to fight Rushwa you need a serious leader, one who doesn't salivate when Rushwa is mentioned.
Leaders like Xi and Magufuli who on the first mention of the word a higher-up is leaving the post.
And Mr President don't ever use Dragon again, Dragons are beautiful creatures who have saved humanity countless times.
Are you not even watching Game of thrones?