April Fool, MUOSHA HUOSHWA!!

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April fool gone wrong, have a good laugh....

Yesterday morning I wanted to know how my wife would react if i left without telling her where i had gone. So I decided to write her a letter saying I am tired of her and didn't want to live with her anymore and after writing i put the letter on the table in the bedroom before hiding under the bed...

When my wife came back home, she saw the letter and read it, then she also wrote something on it then began to sing and dance changing her clothes. She got her phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey honey, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on him that I was fooling around with him and has left. I was really wrong to have married him, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!".

Then my wife walked out of the room. In very upset, I got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what my wife wrote on the letter.When i got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet you idiot, I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and get prepare for the breakfast hubby, mwaaaaah" :

 
kawezwa kwel.kuna rafiki yangu alitumiwa sms na dafa yake kuwa eti yuko mortuary kwa hiyo apeleke jeneza na dadake huyo ni mjamzito.Basi alichanganyikiwa balaaa.
 
kawezwa kwel.kuna rafiki yangu alitumiwa sms na dafa yake kuwa eti yuko mortuary kwa hiyo apeleke jeneza na dadake huyo ni mjamzito.Basi alichanganyikiwa balaaa.

Nafikiri huo ulikua upumbavu na si ujinga
 
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