Aibu ya mwaka...

Sizinga · Jul 21, 2012

Siku moja nikiwa nchi za watu...!! Nilikuwa ndani ya bus nasafiri, ilikuwa safari ya ghafla sana kwani nilichokitegemea toka huko nilikoenda kwa mwenyeji wangu(wa kike) sikukipata. So kwa hasira nikaamua kuondoka asubuhi na mapema, nikaanda bus kurudi homiz. Nakumbuka nilikuwa mwaka wa pili chuo....!!

Baada ya safari ndefu kidogo nikabanwa sana na mkojo...tena sana!! Bus limesheheni abiria na kiukweli huwezi kusimamisha bus kuchimba dawa sehemu ambayo haina toilet(mya be iwe real emergence). basi kidume nikajikaza kishenzi!! Lakini wapi..nikaamua kumweleza mwenzangu niliesafiri nae, kwamba hali ishakuwa mbaya kwenye kibofu...

Ikanibidi tuchukue chupa ya maji tukamwaga maji nje bila woga...then nikainamisha chupa chini ya kiti, nikafungua zipu ili nimwage wese...dah....sikuamini macho yangu, mkojo umenibana vilivyo, kibofu hakitamaniki lakini nashindwa kukojoa...mkojo hautoki, kila nikilazimisha wapi....!!!

Nadhani ni frustration labda kutokana na abiria wengi tuliokuwa ndani ya ile bus, na ikumbukwe sijawahi kukojoa ndani ya chupa in ma life hasa nikiwa nasafiri...Kilichoendelea ni kuleta fujo mule ndani ya bus hadi dereva akasimama, ndo ikawa afueni yangu!!

Is this out of mada??

The Boss said:
ni psychological thing
kwa wanaume psychology yako ikiwa disturbed to
inatokea

hujawahi kushikwa na haja ugenini but ulipooana toilet ilivyo
haja ikapotea?
ndio hivyo..lol

Saint Ivuga · Jul 21, 2012

mwambie jamaa aache kupiga puli ...hii ndio result yake

cartura · Jul 21, 2012

99 Problems said:
aaah jamaa vipi bhanaaa!!watu wanasimamisha wakiona sabuni sembuse dem!

aisee, hii ni kali kuliko zote..

The Boss · Jul 21, 2012

Sizinga said:
Siku moja nikiwa nchi za watu...!! Nilikuwa ndani ya bus nasafiri, ilikuwa safari ya ghafla sana kwani nilichokitegemea toka huko nilikoenda kwa mwenyeji wangu(wa kike) sikukipata. So kwa hasira nikaamua kuondoka asubuhi na mapema, nikaanda bus kurudi homiz. Nakumbuka nilikuwa mwaka wa pili chuo....!!

Baada ya safari ndefu kidogo nikabanwa sana na mkojo...tena sana!! Bus limesheheni abiria na kiukweli huwezi kusimamisha bus kuchimba dawa sehemu ambayo haina toilet(mya be iwe real emergence). basi kidume nikajikaza kishenzi!! Lakini wapi..nikaamua kumweleza mwenzangu niliesafiri nae, kwamba hali ishakuwa mbaya kwenye kibofu...

Ikanibidi tuchukue chupa ya maji tukamwaga maji nje bila woga...then nikainamisha chupa chini ya kiti, nikafungua zipu ili nimwage wese...dah....sikuamini macho yangu, mkojo umenibana vilivyo, kibofu hakitamaniki lakini nashindwa kukojoa...mkojo hautoki, kila nikilazimisha wapi....!!!

Nadhani ni frustration labda kutokana na abiria wengi tuliokuwa ndani ya ile bus, na ikumbukwe sijawahi kukojoa ndani ya chupa in ma life hasa nikiwa nasafiri...Kilichoendelea ni kuleta fujo mule ndani ya bus hadi dereva akasimama, ndo ikawa afueni yangu!!

Is this out of mada??

ndani ya mada mkuu...

Collins · Jul 21, 2012

cartura said:
aisee, hii ni kali kuliko zote..

aaah lazima kuna mkono wa mtu bhana

Chal · Jul 21, 2012

Sasa jamaa anawaza atafanyaje kumhakikishia yule binti kwamba yupi fiti sababu anahisi yule msichana keshaanza kumtangaza vibaya hapo chuoni.

kwa jinsi unavosimulia na kuonyesha kuguswa bila shaka ishu imekutokea... kuwa muwazi tu
Anyway, kama binti aliridhia kwa mapenzi yake mwenyewe haitakuwa ngumu kumshawishi warudi tena faragha kama mwanzo ila usiwe na wasiwasi wala woga unapaswa kurelax ili yasitokee tena.

Kaunga · Jul 21, 2012

The Boss said:
https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/109501-wapemba.html

Mmmmhhhh!!!!!

Eiyer · Jul 21, 2012

Amwache amtangaze halafu atakaejipendekeza vumbi ataliona!

Kongosho · Jul 21, 2012

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Tatizo wewe kama ni usafi wa shamba ulitaka uchome kwanza hiyo misitu uliyokuwa nayo
Mkamia maji hayanywi.

Ila pole, ulikuwa excited sana labda, buit ni kawaida kabisa.

Sangarara · Jul 21, 2012

Atoe shaka. Ajiandae kumprove huyo binto wrong kwa wengine sababu soon watakuja kwa wingi kuhakikisha.

Leak · Jul 21, 2012

Woga wako tu!

TIMING · Jul 21, 2012

The Boss said:
kwa watoto hii ni aibu
kwa watuwazima hakuna jipya hapo

hutokea sana
ni kawaida

wakikua watayajua hayo.... ikidont imedont tu, iwe duduz au kitumbua,

mnyama mkal · Feb 19, 2014

hiyo ni nyeto .yaan nikiwa nataka kupiga demu inabid nitavumilie siku tatu kabla kutopiga puli sababu nikitoka kupiga puli hlf kesho nikagongane ngoma inagoma tena inakuwa ndogo kama kidole cha mwisho nimeshaaibika mara kadhaa

Who Cares? · Feb 19, 2014

Dogoooo... Wala usihofu hiyo ishu ichukulie kama mtaji wako ki-maslahi ya ngono zaidi.

damage recovery plan

1- mwache atangaze kuwa wewe jogoo hawiki...chuo kizima wakijuwa ndio unaanza kuwabamiza wale kina tomaso wasioamini mpaka watie vidole.

2- akishatangaza na mademu wote wakajuwa kuwa wewe sio dume halisi.....tafuta mpunga anza kuwatega na ukimnasa moja unavaa shanga kisha unamgonga vizuri sana...akirudi atamsimulia shosti wake kuwa uongo mtupu upo fiti na tena unavaa shanga....wataongezeka watakaokuja kuhakiki kama mwenzao kasema ukweli...wapili akija usivae shanga...unamgonga bao za kutosha mpaka maji aite mmmmaaa.

Kama nakuona mkuu maana utawala mpaka waalimu wako wa kike maana watakuja kuhakiki kama kweli unavaa shanga na wengine kuhakiki kama kweli kiwete kasimama dede na sasa anakimbia

angalizo:- hakikisha huyu anayekutangaza humtii tena mpaka siku ya mwishooo unayoondoka shule...huyu anatakiwa awe anatangaza tuuu.....na wale mashuhuda uliowala wao watakuwa wanakusifia tuuu sasa huo ubishi wewe unakuwa unawagonga sana tuuu waleee wanaotaka kuhakiki nani mkweli.

Ni hayo tuuu.

Who Cares? · Feb 19, 2014

sangarara said:
atoe shaka. Ajiandae kumprove huyo binto wrong kwa wengine sababu soon watakuja kwa wingi kuhakikisha.

haina haja kaka ya ku-mproove mjinga mmoja wrong.....waje woote waliosikia kuwa jamaa hasimamishi ili walumwe na dudu kisha wakabishane kuwa jamaa sio waje wapime kina cha bahari kwa kidole.

Ni hayo tuuu

Shamkware · Feb 19, 2014

manuu said:
Jamaa anasema alikuwa anampenda huyo msichana ile mbaya wote wanasoma chuo kimoja.
Jamaa akavimba na huyo binti mpaka akaingia kingi basi wakakubaliana wakutane hotel wakapiga maanjumati baada ya muda wakazama rum.Jamaa anasema ile wamezama wakaanza kutomasana tomasana, wakavuana nguo wakabaki kama walivyozaliwa.Hapo ndiyo shida ilipoanza jamaa anasema alivyomuona yule msichana akiwa hana nguo (maana anadai huyo binti ni mweupe aliyejaliwa umbo namba nane).
Mapigo ya moyo ya jamaa yakabadilika kabisa wakaendelea kutomasana kwa sana binti anamlamba jamaa kila mahali na jamaa vile vile.Jamaa kuchek mtarimbo upo doro yaani kama hauusiki na chochote katika zoezi hilo.

Ikafika mahali binti akawa anahitaji haki yake jamaa anajaribu kushtua kitu wapi matarimbo umegoma kabisa.Yule binti akashtukia akaukamata mtarimbo mwenyewe chezea sana wapi kitu doro.
Yule binti sababu alikuwa high sana anataka kulazimisha uzame hata ukiwa doro lakini wap.
Basi yule binti akamsukuma jamaa akamwambia sasa umenileta huku kufanyaje, Kama unajijua unamatatizo ulikuwa unajibaragusa kwangu ya nini.
Akatoka akaenda bafuni akavaa nguo zake akaishia akimpiga mkwara jamaa kwamba nitakutangaza chuo kizima mjinga wewe.
Jamaa akabaki hapo kitandani akitafakari kwani haijawai kumtokea kabisa tatizo kama hilo.
Jamaa akaenda bafuni kuoga ghafla kitu hicho yaani full erected.
Sasa jamaa anawaza atafanyaje kumhakikishia yule binti kwamba yupi fiti sababu anahisi yule msichana keshaanza kumtangaza vibaya hapo chuoni.

Usiombe iyo kitu mbaya sana Ilisha wahi nitokea....!

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