Bubu Msemaovyo
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- May 9, 2007
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An American tourist goes on a trip
to China . While in China , he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in
the States, he wakes one morning
to find his "tool" covered with
bright green and purple freckles.
Horrified, he immediately goes to
see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen
anything like it, orders some tests
and tells the man to return in two
days. The man returns a couple of
days and the doctor says "I've got
bad news for you. You've
contracted Mongolian VD. It's very
rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it".
The man looks a little perplexed
and says "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up doc". The
doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's
no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your "tool".
The man screams in horror
"Absolutely not! I want a second
opinion".
The doctor replies "Well, it's your
choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a
Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his tool
and proclaims "Ah yes, Mongolian
VD. Vely lare disease".
The guy says to the doctor "Yeah
yeah, I already know that but what
we can do? My American doctor
wants to operate and amputate my
tool?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his
head and laughs "Stupid Amelican
docta, always want to opelate.
They make more money that way.
No need to opelate!"
"Oh Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You
no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall
off by itself! You save money"