Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member Joined Dec 6, 2006 Posts 3,019 Reaction score 580 Mar 10, 2011 #1 Source: Yahoo friends Sweet Little Poem. A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song..... A fart can create... A most curious medley... A fart can be harmless... Or silent...and deadly. A fart might not smell... While others are vile... A fart may pass quickly... Or linger a while... A fart can occur... In a number of places... And leave everyone there... With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie... To small elevators... A fart will find all of... Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad... Is simply not true... We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or..a tear to them!
Source: Yahoo friends Sweet Little Poem. A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song..... A fart can create... A most curious medley... A fart can be harmless... Or silent...and deadly. A fart might not smell... While others are vile... A fart may pass quickly... Or linger a while... A fart can occur... In a number of places... And leave everyone there... With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie... To small elevators... A fart will find all of... Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad... Is simply not true... We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or..a tear to them!