A sweet little poem: A missed call

Lekanjobe Kubinika

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Sweet Little Poem.





A fart is a pleasant thing...


It gives the belly ease...

It warms the bed in winter...

And suffocates the fleas.



A fart can be quiet...

A fart can be loud...

Some leave a powerful...

Poisonous cloud




A fart can be short...

Or a fart can be long...

Some farts have been known...

To sound like a song.....




A fart can create...

A most curious medley...

A fart can be harmless...

Or silent...and deadly.




A fart might not smell...

While others are vile...

A fart may pass quickly...

Or linger a while...




A fart can occur...

In a number of places...

And leave everyone there...

With strange looks on their faces.



From wide-open prairie...

To small elevators...

A fart will find all of...

Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad...

Is simply not true...

We must never forget...

Sweet old farts like you!



Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?


Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or..a tear to them!


 
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