A lawyer

Kimbweka

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The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"
The lawyer puffs his cigar and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"
 
one stupid a--hole, who then needed a lawyer -- then there was a chain
 
what's the difference btn a good lawyer,and an excellent lawyer,a good lawyer knows the law,an excellent lawyer knows the judge!hahaha
 
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