Bavaria
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A female teacher was having
problems
with boy in her 3rd grade Class.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be
in 4th
grade, i'm smarter than my sister
but she's
in 4th grade".
Madam (the teacher) had heard
enough of
his complaints and took the boy
to the
principal's office. She explained
everything
to the principal who decided to
test the
boy with some questions That a
4th grader
should know. Principal:3+3=? Boy:
6.
Principal: 6x6? Boy:36 and so on.
The
principal asked the boy many
others & the
boy got them right. The principal
then
asked the teacher to send the boy
to 4th
grade. Madam decided to ask the
boy
some more questions, and the
principal
agreed. Madam: what does a cow
have 4 of
that i have only 2 of. Boy:legs.
Teacher:
whats in your pants that u have
but i don't
have? Boy: pockets. Madam: what
starts
whit a C and ends wit a T, is hairy,
oval,
delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?
Boy: coconut. Madam: What goes
in hard
and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?
The principals eyes opened really
wide,but
b4 he could stop the answer, the
boy was
taking charge. Boy: bubble gum.
Madam: u
stick ur pole in me. You tie me
down to
get me up, i get wet b4 you do.
What am
I? Boy: tent. The principal was
looking
restless by now. Madam: a finger
goes in.
You fiddle with me when bored.
The best
man always has me 1st. What am
I? Boy:
wedding Ring. Madam: I come in
many
sizes. When am not well, I drip,
when you
blow me,u feel good? Boy: nose.
Madam: I
have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I
come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow.
Madam:
what starts with 'F' and ends with
a 'K' and
if U don't get it, u've to use ur
hand? Boy:
Fork. Madam: whats it that all men
have,
its longer in some men than
others, the
pope doesnt use his and a man
gives it to
his wife after marriage? Boy:
Surname.
Madam: what part of the man has
no bone,
but has muscles with a lot of
veins, likes
pumping and is responsible 4
making love.
Boy: Heart. The Madam said she
was done.
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and
told the teacher; ''send the boy to
university, I got the 10 questions
wrong
myself....!"
problems
with boy in her 3rd grade Class.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be
in 4th
grade, i'm smarter than my sister
but she's
in 4th grade".
Madam (the teacher) had heard
enough of
his complaints and took the boy
to the
principal's office. She explained
everything
to the principal who decided to
test the
boy with some questions That a
4th grader
should know. Principal:3+3=? Boy:
6.
Principal: 6x6? Boy:36 and so on.
The
principal asked the boy many
others & the
boy got them right. The principal
then
asked the teacher to send the boy
to 4th
grade. Madam decided to ask the
boy
some more questions, and the
principal
agreed. Madam: what does a cow
have 4 of
that i have only 2 of. Boy:legs.
Teacher:
whats in your pants that u have
but i don't
have? Boy: pockets. Madam: what
starts
whit a C and ends wit a T, is hairy,
oval,
delicious and contains thin
whitish liquid?
Boy: coconut. Madam: What goes
in hard
and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?
The principals eyes opened really
wide,but
b4 he could stop the answer, the
boy was
taking charge. Boy: bubble gum.
Madam: u
stick ur pole in me. You tie me
down to
get me up, i get wet b4 you do.
What am
I? Boy: tent. The principal was
looking
restless by now. Madam: a finger
goes in.
You fiddle with me when bored.
The best
man always has me 1st. What am
I? Boy:
wedding Ring. Madam: I come in
many
sizes. When am not well, I drip,
when you
blow me,u feel good? Boy: nose.
Madam: I
have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I
come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow.
Madam:
what starts with 'F' and ends with
a 'K' and
if U don't get it, u've to use ur
hand? Boy:
Fork. Madam: whats it that all men
have,
its longer in some men than
others, the
pope doesnt use his and a man
gives it to
his wife after marriage? Boy:
Surname.
Madam: what part of the man has
no bone,
but has muscles with a lot of
veins, likes
pumping and is responsible 4
making love.
Boy: Heart. The Madam said she
was done.
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and
told the teacher; ''send the boy to
university, I got the 10 questions
wrong
myself....!"