Marriage is like public toilet.Those who are waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come outside
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boys and girls get into love b'se of misunderstanding and breakup when they understand each other.
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all gud guys go to Heaven,all bad guys go to...
1.In which battle did Tippu sultan die?
--In his last battle
2.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
----At the bottom of the page
3.What's the main reason of divorce?
----marriage
4.Where was Mahatma Gandhi born!
----On his birthday
5.How will u distribute B mangoes among 6...
Son: what is an idiot dady!
Daddy:An idiot is a person who tries to explain his/her ideas in such a strange and long way that the other person who is listening can't understand.Do u understand me?
Son: No!
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when I was studying in school days my teachers were wearing sunglasses,u knw...
Kutongoza hata kwa kamera tu:
dada samahani naweza kukupiga picha
Dada: ili iweje anko!
Nataka kuja kuwaonyesha wanangu mama yao alivyokuwa enzi za ujana wake!....
ENDELEA MWENYEWE....
Katika ziara yake nchini Senegal raisi wa marekani kagusia waafrika kuikubali haki ya mahusiano ya jinsia moja kama haki ya kibinadam.Kama ilivyopingwa kipindi cha Waziri mkuu wa UK je serikali inaweza kuipinga waziwazi?
Mke:Eti sweet nimetokeaje na hizi nguo leo
mume:Umetokea tan c/ sin c
mke: mbona sikuelewi jaman
mume:yaan namaanisha tan c/sin c
mke:basi naondoka zangu unaniudhi!
Mume: tan c=sin c/cos c
kwa hiyo tan c /sin c ni sawa na kusema (sin c/cos c)/sin c
jibu lake ni 1/cos c
alafu...
mangi pekee ndio wanaelewa hilo neno! Alaf si kila post need your point of view unless you are updating your CV with it which would be also dhahabu kwenye pua ya nguruwe
Dogo alipanda basi akakaa karibu na dereva.Akaanza kupayuka'baba angekuwa dume na mama jike la ng'ombe ningekuwa kadume kadogo.Dereva akaanza kukerwa na kelele zake.Akaendelea,''baba angekuwa tembo na mama jike la tembo ningekuwa katembo kadogo.''Akaendelea kutaja wanyama kibao.Dereva kwa hasira...
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