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    Why is Internet world Stats underreport Tanzania's internet penetration

    hehehehe nimecheka yangu yote. So Diamond's followers are scientific evidence that Tanzania has more internet users. Can one get any more ridiculous!! Lakini what does this nigga smoke?? kuuliza tu.
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    Kenya 'faster than America for mobile internet'

    hehehehe yani bei ya matumbo kuota ndio SI unit hapa brathee. Umenimada!! hahahahhaha
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    who said anything about being prepared to die???? dude clearly we are not communicating. Please try understand then respond. But it's all good. Stick to your swa, I'll stick to my sheng'. Let that be clear. Also let it be clear that my kid will be fluent in everything else except Swa. Do what...
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    aaaah get the hell out man!!! what are you even saying!!! Speak your swahili. We'll speak our sheng'. If you have a problem with go hang on Kilimanjaro! What form of Fuckery is this!???
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    hehehehehe again, the day i will be required to speak your language or I die, that's the day it will be relevant. You make no sense at all. Look at CNN, they speak good English for an American audience that speaks American English (Black American slang notwithstanding) but does it affect anyone...
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    this is by far the most redundant topic in this forum. It's like dissing a Snow Leopard against the African Leopard based on the amount of fur on it's body. Show me a shop in Kenya taking Tanzanian Kiswahili as a mode of exchange in place of money then you bet everyone will start speaking...
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    wait, what??? ati there's no chance to avoid what?? heheheheh you are high on some next level sh#t man. from a personal point of view, in all my 30+ years here on earth i have never been called upon to speak Tanzanian swahili as though some major event in my life depended on it. Amusingly, I...
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    Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

    thank you 100% per cent!! heheheeh Kiswahili my ass. I speak fluent sheng' and English. Those two languages affect my life directly on a more personal level than Kiswahili cha TZ.
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    What does absence of COW at SGR launch mean?

    today we'll troll any Danganyikan comment with SGR pics. Till it hurts uncontrollably. #MadarakaExpress
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    What does absence of COW at SGR launch mean?

    mara that that! and like mk254 would say, 'hadi kieleweke!!!' Madaraka Express Babyyy!!!!!
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    Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

    is that a mosque? what's it's name?
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    Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

    unataka picha halafu iweje?
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