JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
MAMA: Mwanangu njoo nikufundshe hesabu.
MTOTO: Sawa mama.
MAMA: Kwa mfano shangazi yako
akakupa Maandazi mawili Halafu
Akakupa tena Mawili jibu lake litakuwa nini?
MTOTO: Asante Shangazi...
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Ni heri uchelewe kuoa uje uoe uzeeni uishi kwa amani kuliko kujifanya unapiga Shortcut unaibuka na hii miguberi ya Wantanshi na Elements, wanajifanya Corporate girls, Wife material, kumbe manyau...
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*Kuna watu wachoyo sijapata kuona*...
_Nimepita kwa rafiki yangu nikakuta kabandika maji ya kusongea ugali yanachemka pembeni kuna unga na mwiko ila aliponiona uwezi amin ameyapoza kaenda kuoga_...
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Pichani hapo ni bibi kizee anaitwa Emma Martina Luigia Morano kutoka Italy. Ndio mwanamke mzee kuliko wote duniani kwasasa. Amezaliwa mwaka 1899.
Kwasasa ana umri wa miaka 116. Je ukiambiwa mpige...
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Nimefurahi sana jana nilikutana na dem mpya kutoka jiji la Makonda, du kila ninapo ongea eti ananiambia kutunza kidoti ni gharama sana maana kinaitaji kuwa maintained, du sasa sisi kwetu icho...
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Huyu manzi nmekaa naye kwa muda mrefu kidogo, tukisaidiana maisha yaende. kipindi namtongoza nilikua napiga vimlinzi (bia) hatari hatari, ilifika sehemu napiga vimlinzi hadi nalala hukohuko...
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Wanaume wanaumwa ugonjwa maarufu unaitwa
'I want that taste Disease', hawatosheki..eh sorry
hatutosheki... Utakuta mtu ana mke mzuri, unywele
hadi mgongoni, shape kama kachorwa na
bikari, kamuoa...
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Ukikubali kupenda kubali kuumia. Mapenzi na maumivu ni watoto mapacha. Wanapendana, wanaenda pamoja kila mahali na hawaachani.
Ni sawa na kufungua akaunti NMB halafu unaogopa foleni. Kama hauko...
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Dadek huyu manzi kanchekesha kumoyo leo, hataki niona nikibang kwa social network kama kweli nataka kuwa nae,anadai fb ni source nzur ya michepuko
bado et niache pombe...niache ciggarates...damn...
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Utasikia humalizi tu....Jamani nusu saa bado upo tu
huchoki....We mwanaume robo saa si tayari
unanikomoa?? Nani akukomoe wewe!! We
Mwanaume hiyo ndo style gani.... Nani kakufundisha
hii mbona...
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hii lugha inaninyima fursa nyingi sana, hasa safari zangu za nje..............
Nimesema mimi, usijeleta uchochezi humu
Ooooohhooo!!
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Ndege mpya kwishawasili JNIA, zinakuja kwa awamu, mapokezi yalikuwa ya kukata na shoka, "maji kibao" kama vile inazimwa moto, hizo ni mbwembwe na shamra shamra.
Sasa kuna jamaa walikuwa...
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Mtanzamo tu
Unakutana na kidemu ndani ya miezi miwili kanataka kaje waona wazazi wako. Dada, mi mwenyewe nlikaa miezi 9 tumboni kabla sijawaona wazazi wangu mwenyewe, usiniletee mapenzi ya...
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Mfano wewe ni mwanamume Umepanga safari yako ukaenda umefika sasa kesho yake unawasha simu yako asubuhi unakutana na meseji yake inasema kuanzia leo usinijue nisikujue na sihitaji tena kuona...
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Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana alafu mgeni anakutembelea maskani yako. Unaamuaa kuchukua ile sh. 600 iliyobaki na kwenda kumnunuliaa soda, unaondoka na chupa mbili unanunua fanta moja kwa ajili ya...
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za mida waungwana. samahani hivi nini lengo la kuwashwa muziki/ luninga ndani ya mabasi au bar/ hotel/ grocery? vitu hivyo vinawashwa kwa ajili ya wahudumu au wateja. mara nyingi utakuta...
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Mdada alienda super-market kununua
kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
akamtoa akamuweka kwenye
mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.
Mdada akamuuliza...
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Anzisha jambo lolote wengine wafate ,litakapoishia ,anaanzisha mwingine
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Ukiona Msichana anaongea hivi au kila siku anajifanya
kukushtakia ''Baby kuna mkaka ofisini ananisumbua
kweli sijui kapata wapi namba yangu analeta zawadi
mara anataka kunitoa lunch...Ananiudhi...
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Siku moja dereva wa baba mtakatifu walitoka kwenda kufanya shoping!!
Walipofika njiani papa akamwambia dereva!! Lete niendeshe mimi!!yaani Papa ndo aendeshe mwenyewe!!
Walipofika mbele kidogo...
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