Hawajuani kwa sura,hata picha tu,hawajawahi hata kubadilishana namba isitoshe hata uko PM hawajahi kuchati...Kinachoshangaza unakuta mtu anakumaindi akiona unachombeza kwa anayemuita mpenzi...
Sitaki kuamini ulimwengu unavyoamini naamini inawezekana, nakutafuta uwe muumini wa Kanisa la kristo, uwe unautaifa wa Asia au Latin America, nakutafuta si uwe mwenzi waku isipokuwa mke wangu na...
A Sukuma friend of mine from Kahama recently bought a new Toyota Premio car (automatic). He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move.
He tried everything...
Kichwa cha habari kinajieleza. ..nashauri kama kweli nnchi ina nia ya kuwa ya viwanda lazima "minds" za wananchi zielekezwe huko.
Vipindi vya redio ambazo nyingi ndio husikilizwa zaidi ziwe na...
Hallow Mtwara!
Nataraji kuwa Mtwara Mjini kuanzia Tar.25 September Mungu akipenda! Ni mara yangu ya mwanzo kufika Mtwara.
Kwa yeyote anayejua maeneo mjini Mtwara ambako naweza kutembelea japo...
Wakuu, sijui ni mimi mshamba au uhafidhina unanisumbua.
Yani kwanza naona ambao husherekea sikukuu hasa wanaume ni kama walaini vile au hujifanya maisha ya kizunguu.
Kwanza siku yenyewe ya...
Nilichogundua humu ndani jf watu wapo tayari kueleza hisia zao na changamoto zao zinazowasibu bila kuficha hata neno moja kuliko kumueleza ndugu, jamaa au rafiki wa karibu.
Zipo baadhi ya nyuzi...
Ndio, kila mtu anajua hawa ni watu wenye akili kubwa mno na inaaminika ni Mungu kawajalia huo uwezo. ni watu wanaoaminikaa kufanya mapinduzi ya kisayansi duniani na inaaminika nyuma ya teknolojia...
Nataka nioganaizi JF get together party, tuonane pale wote live, tufahamiane, tupiane michongo, deal, tufurahi, tunywe, wakubambiana na kupata wachumba hapo kazi kwao, Nina watu tayari washasapoti...
*Kuna dem Kaweka status kua "Alichonipa Mungu Mwanadam hawezi kukiondoa" Nikamuuliza kwa Upole Bikra yako iko wapi..??*
*Ghafla namtumia sms haziendi nadhani mtandao utakua unasumbua*...
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Kwanini jamani kina dada?
Funzo: Hard work is...
*Mwalimu kaniulizaa kama mtoto mdogo anaitwa mchanga... Je mtu mkubwa anaitwaje? ... Nikamjibu anaitwa kokoto..... Ameniitaa staff room labda atakuwa ameniitia chai*
*Huyu mwalimu ana roho...
Nilimsikia mshikaji mmoja akisema "Uzuri wa mwanamke sura....tabia nitamnyoosha"
wakuu naombeni na nyie mtupie kauli ambazo ziliwaacha hoi mlipozisikia kwa mara ya kwanza.....!