Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Umepata mcumba.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kejof2, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. kejof2

    kejof2 JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Feb 17, 2012
    Joined: Oct 20, 2011
    Messages: 1,473
    Likes Received: 204
    Trophy Points: 160
    Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo
    kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta
    mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye
    hata mwacha na atamridhisha
    kitandani.
    kesho yake akashangaa jamaa
    anagonga mlango hana miguu
    wala mikono.mjadala wao ukawa
    hivi.
    Mrembo:unagonga unataka nini
    wewe?
    Jamaa:niliona tangazo lako
    kwenye gazeti,nimeamua nikuoe
    Mrembo:nitakupeleka wapi mtu
    huna miguu wala mikono.
    Jamaa:una bahati kuwa na
    mimi,sina mikono kwahiyo siwezi
    kukupiga,sina miguu kwahiyo
    siwezi kukuacha.
    Mrembo:sasa we kweli kitandani
    uko fiti?
    Jamaa:sasa ndo ujiulize sina
    mikono wala miguu ila mlango
    niliugonga na nini.:A S-confused1:
     
  2. L

    Luluka JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Feb 18, 2012
    Joined: Oct 6, 2011
    Messages: 628
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    Mnarudia mno!
     
  3. ha ha ha

    ha ha ha JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Feb 18, 2012
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Messages: 640
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    ha ha ha ha ha ....let him kurdia bana wengine hatukuona.
     
  4. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Feb 18, 2012
    Joined: Sep 14, 2011
    Messages: 2,034
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 135
    Searching...100%
    Loading...0%
    Network failed !
     
Loading...