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Tukiwa kwenye mtihani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ‎Mambo matano tunapokuwa kwenye mtihani


    1.Tunarudia kusoma maswali tukidhani majibu yatatoka kwenye yale maswali

    2. Kuangalia kila upande wa darasa ili kujua kama wanafunzi wenzako wanahangaika kama wewe.

    3.Lazima utaanza ufanya marking kwa yale maswali ambayo ni magumu au marahisi

    4.Halafu ukiona maswali ni magumu au marahisi ndo unaanza kuamua cha kufanya

    5.Kama maswali yalikuwa magumu hivi ndo macho yetu yanavyohangaika darasani: (←_←) (→_→)(←_←)(→_→)

    Ile tu mwalimu akiingia gafla macho yanakuwa hivi: (↓_ ↓)

    Mwalimu akitoka kidogo: (←_←) (→_→)
     
  2. S

    Shigo Siyc Member

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    Hellow guyz..nmeipenda..
     
  3. Ziltan

    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    Exellent kabisa
     
  4. Nyaluhusa87

    Nyaluhusa87 JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh....umepatia kila ki2
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehehehe hiyo ni talking from experience hny ama?
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaah! Usiombe kuingia exam room umesahau kila kitu!
     
  7. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ila me namba 3 huwa cfanyi maana unaweza kutoka na presha.
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Safi hiyoooo!
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    WakuREAD ndo zake
     
  10. Mmasi

    Mmasi Senior Member

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    Sijaipenda.
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha mbali mkuu!
     
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    Haris New Member

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    Hiyo no. 5 noma
     
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    pinochet JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani wakusoma mpaka ajinyonge mwaka huu kama mods hawatampa ban maana ameomba. Please mods do the needful to wakuread
     
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    fyddell JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha dah umenikumbusha mbali sana bt always ma friends were doin it to me in xam rum.
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,aaaaaahhaaaa............ kaka unauzoefu mana duuuuh!!!!
     
  16. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duuuh umeniacha hoi hiyo ya mwalimu akiingia mana ni ukweli mtupu
     
  17. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    sasa nimekubari we ni genius..te teh teh!
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    yap well done
     
  19. Benny EM

    Benny EM Senior Member

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    mkuu bravo,u deserve something..hahaaahahhaha
     
  20. Kyaratu

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    kweli umenikumbusha enzi zangu haswa mathematikisi
     
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