Sema aleluya kwa kila uliyezini naye

[Mbimbinho]

Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
"Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
Atakusamehe tu..."
Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...."
Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi ili nao pia tuwaombee..."
Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..."
Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..."
Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea...
Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA....
Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..."
Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!"
Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..."
Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA.....
Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..."
Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...
Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibuaKOFI na kumwambia...
"PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh... Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!​

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HA
HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
mkuki kwa nguruwe!!!
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

 

[nitonye]

ni noooooooooooma

 

[Ta Kamugisha]

Te te te te e e e e e

 

[HHH]

mbavu zangu jamani nipo kwenye daladala dah lakini nimeshidwa kujizuia kucheka......jamaaa noma.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Kwikwikwikwikwi!!!Nashindwa kujizuia kucheka!

 

[Erickb52]

Hahahahaaaaa rahaaaaaaaaa

 

[ZeMangi]

Mimi thijacheka hata kdgo,teh teh teh teh teh teh...kwe kwe kwe kwe....

 

[chapaa]

duuu its exclusive

 

[Mwombeki]

Halelujah!

 

[aduwilly]

udini hautakiwi JF

 

[Ulimakafu]

Teh teh teh,hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........

 

[Nothing4good]

Mmmh ha ha ha mchungaji alipaswa kumsamehe hata kama kazini na mkewe. Coz ni kosa lake hakumrizisha mkewe ndo maana jamaa anamrisisha he!he!he

 

[MUMY A]

tehe tehe tehe....huyo nae ndo nini kumharibu mke wa mchungaji hivyo,mara zote hizo?????!!!!!!!

 

[Kalunguine]

Mchungaji alipaswa kusamehe saba mara sabini.

 

[sakapal]

haleluya haleluya haleluya wote tuliokutana namba 6x6

 

[tobycow]

haleluya kwa wote niliowanyoa

 

[Jeji]

uwii!!!!!!!!! mbavu zangu mie.

 

[Babkey]

...buhuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

 

[BJBM]

Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
"Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
Atakusamehe tu..."
Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...."
Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi ili nao pia tuwaombee..."
Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..."
Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..."
Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea...
Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA....
Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..."
Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!"
Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..."
Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA.....
Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..."
Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...
Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibuaKOFI na kumwambia...
"PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh... Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!​

teh teh teh teh teh teh......