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Sema aleluya kwa kila uliyezini naye

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
    "Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
    Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
    Atakusamehe tu..."
    Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...."
    Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi ili nao pia tuwaombee..."
    Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..."
    Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..."
    Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea...
    Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja...
    Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA....
    Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..."
    Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu...
    Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!"
    Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..."
    Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia...
    Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA.....
    Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..."
    Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
    Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...
    Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibuaKOFI na kumwambia...
    "PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh... Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    HA
    HA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
    mkuki kwa nguruwe!!!
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    ni noooooooooooma
     
  4. Ta Kamugisha

    Ta Kamugisha JF-Expert Member

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    Te te te te e e e e e
     
  5. H

    HHH Member

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    mbavu zangu jamani nipo kwenye daladala dah lakini nimeshidwa kujizuia kucheka......jamaaa noma.
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwikwikwikwikwi!!!Nashindwa kujizuia kucheka!
     
  7. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaa rahaaaaaaaaa
     
  8. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi thijacheka hata kdgo,teh teh teh teh teh teh...kwe kwe kwe kwe....
     
  9. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    duuu its exclusive
     
  10. M

    Mwombeki Member

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    Halelujah!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    udini hautakiwi JF
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh,hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
     
  13. N

    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    Mmmh ha ha ha mchungaji alipaswa kumsamehe hata kama kazini na mkewe. Coz ni kosa lake hakumrizisha mkewe ndo maana jamaa anamrisisha he!he!he
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe....huyo nae ndo nini kumharibu mke wa mchungaji hivyo,mara zote hizo?????!!!!!!!
     
  15. Kalunguine

    Kalunguine JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji alipaswa kusamehe saba mara sabini.
     
  16. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    haleluya haleluya haleluya wote tuliokutana namba 6x6
     
  17. tobycow

    tobycow Senior Member

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    haleluya kwa wote niliowanyoa
     
  18. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    uwii!!!!!!!!! mbavu zangu mie.
     
  19. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    ...buhuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
     
  20. BJBM

    BJBM JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh teh......
     
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