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Panya wa tatu...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtalingolo, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuawa na panya watatu, walikuwa wakibishana kuhusu ujuzi wao na kila mmoja alijigamba kuwa yeye ni mjuzi zaidi yamwenzie,

    Panya 1: mimi ni nouma, ninauwezo wakutegua mitego ya aina yeyote nitakayotegewa..

    Panya 2: hahahaa mie ni zaidi ya hatari, naweza kunywa maziwa hata kama yamewekwa sumu...

    Panya wa 3 akainamisha kichwa kwa muda afu akaanza kuondoka, wenza wakamuuliza kulikoni anaondoka wakati hajatoa ujuzi wake, akawaambia kuwa anaenda kufanya mapenzi na paka...
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    eeh KWAHERI...
     
  3. Achahasira

    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    haha mkuu yako kidogo tofauti mwishoni kwenye panya wa tatu......umeongezea ama?
     
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    jamaaa we mkali!
     
  5. Angel Msoffe

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    Hadithi yako inatufundisha nini??
     
  6. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeongezeaje mkuu? Ndo story ilivo.
     
  7. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    hii ni kama fasihi simulizi mkuu, hufundisha, huelimisha na kuburudisha jamii, inamana we hujabaini hata kimoja kati ya hvo vi3?
     
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    mjinga usimwambie maana...huenda hata hilo neno fasihi ni msamiati kwake au hajawahi hata kulisikia.....
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Inafundusha ukiwa mbishi na kukomaa unaweza fanya makubwa,huyu panya kathubutu kumsomesha paka mpaka sasa analala nae,ni kuthubutu tu.
     
  10. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Umenena mkuu, inaezekana hajui...
     
  11. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Umenisaidia kumuelewesha nashukuru bwana uporoto.
     
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    black eyes New Member

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    hahahahahahahs..duuh!!huyo ndio kamalisa kabisaaa
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    hii ni kali mkuu
     
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    Haikufundishi ila inakuchekesha which is the part of jock
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    P3 kaonyesha umwamba wakumbadili adui kuwa rafiki wa karibu sana
     
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    kwamba mapenzi hayabagui kabila wala rangi..
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    sio rafiki tu bali kamuweka ndani adui yake hahaha!

    nimeipenda comment yako lol!
     
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    deni Senior Member

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    ha_ha_ha ebwana noma!! imebamba ile mbaya...
     
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    Mwambie hadithi inamfundisha awe yule panya wa 3
     
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