Nimeandaa ngoma ya "KILUGWAI" kwenda kumsuta Bishanga

[Bishanga]

Heri yangu sijasema mwaya.

Kumbe we mwoga?

 

[Bishanga]

Unawaona Kipipi, The secretary na Amyner wameahsjianadaa
Chezea wanawake wa JF weye

The Secretary? Hivi we hujui bi kidude ndo TS in real life?

 

[Bishanga]

Hivi na wewe bi dada,
umemshindwaje ERICK25 unamrudia huyu mzee mwenzangu.

Ana lake jambo huyu,baada ya kusikia bishanga kaingiza lamborghini ndo tabu yote hii.

 

[Bishanga]

mimi huyu? BADILI TABIA?
nikamsute bepari Bishanga?
halafu hii


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niikose????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



na huu mpunga je?

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Una akili sana wewe!

 

[Bishanga]

LOL...Si mchezo Zinduna njoo unipie nshaandaa na vuvuzela niko hapa barabarani nimefunga kibwebwe changu tayari kwa kazi.

Unapenda ushambenga eh? Yatakushinda!

 

[Kongosho]

Dah, nyie watu hamnazo kabisa.

Nimechaka mpaka basi.
Naskia bnanii za shoti yangu bishanga zimenyauka kwa woga.


Bado natafakari, nimsute nisimsute?

Nikimsuta, ntakosa shoti
Nikimuacha atajidai mno

Hebu nichagulieni nikae timu gani?

 

[TaiJike]

Unapenda ushambenga eh? Yatakushinda!

Hayanishindi mtoto wa kiswahili mie nimezaliwa kambi ya jeshi nikakulia line polishi unalo ilo, hallo.

 

[Judgement]

Namuona Mamndenyi ndio keshavaa Dera lake kwa maandalizi, leo patakuwa hapatoshi hapa!

Mar'haba mwanangu!
Kumbe Mamndenyi kitu ya adabu!
Mamndenyi umeolewa?
Kama vipi , poa nimposee fasta Binamu yangu, ukoo wetu unahitaji mavitu ya kihivi.
Kama likitu langu.

 

[cacico]

nimejaaje sasa Zinduna! asutwe, asutwe, tena mie toka asubuhi leo nilikuwa namuonya kuwa atasutwa kwa kushadadia yasomuhusu! akimaliza kusutwa avekwe dera, apakwe hina, awekwe barazani apewe maneno ya hekima, nadhani UPOPO nafaa kwenye kumfunda!

 

[The secretary]

ZINDUNA husihofu nimenunua dela jipya naenda kuchukua pajama skin tight itanizingua nataka kujimwaya mwaya shughuli ndo hii imepata washughulishaji na wanashughuli ndo hii ukisikia mtu kupata KORODANI CONCUSSION NDO LEO

 

[Bishanga]

Dah, nyie watu hamnazo kabisa.

Nimechaka mpaka basi.
Naskia bnanii za shoti yangu bishanga zimenyauka kwa woga.


Bado natafakari, nimsute nisimsute?

Nikimsuta, ntakosa shoti
Nikimuacha atajidai mno

Hebu nichagulieni nikae timu gani?

Una hiyari kwangu wewe?

 

[Bishanga]

Hayanishindi mtoto wa kiswahili mie nimezaliwa kambi ya jeshi nikakulia line polishi unalo ilo, hallo.

Halo ya nini??

 

[Bishanga]

Mar'haba mwanangu!
Kumbe Mamndenyi kitu ya adabu!
Mamndenyi umeolewa?
Kama vipi , poa nimposee fasta Binamu yangu, ukoo wetu unahitaji mavitu ya kihivi.
Kama likitu langu.

Judgement!

 

[Bishanga]

ZINDUNA husihofu nimenunua dela jipya naenda kuchukua pajama skin tight itanizingua nataka kujimwaya mwaya shughuli ndo hii imepata washughulishaji na wanashughuli ndo hii ukisikia mtu kupata KORODANI CONCUSSION NDO LEO

We kila kukicha unawaza kengele za bishanga tu,mtoto wewe!

 

[The secretary]

We kila kukicha unawaza kengele za bishanga tu,mtoto wewe!

lazima niziwaze nilipoziona ulipofumaniwa zilivyosinyaa kwa huzuni hadi huruma

 

[Bishanga]

lazima niziwaze nilipoziona ulipofumaniwa zilivyosinyaa kwa huzuni hadi huruma

Ni kweli umeziona lakina kua muwazi ueleze uliziona katika mazingira yapi.

 

[Zinduna]

mimi huyu? BADILI TABIA?
nikamsute bepari Bishanga?
halafu hii


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niikose????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



na huu mpunga je?

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Na wewe BADILI TABIA njaa nitakuuwa, mtu ana kazi ya kutuzodoa hapa wewe unataka tumchekee,
nakwambia leo lazima atajibeba!

 

[Zinduna]

Jamanieee haya hayaaaaa kumekucha, sasa tulianzishe JARAMBA hadi ukumbini kwake, kila mtu afunge kibwebwe!

 

[Zinduna]

Mko wapi WALIHAKU mie ndo nishashika vuvuzela hapa nwasubiri!
Prakata tumba
Tumba
Prakata tumba
Tumba

 

[The secretary]

Ni kweli umeziona lakina kua muwazi ueleze uliziona katika mazingira yapi.

ulipoenda kuogelea salenda bridge