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Mwenyekiti Mmakonde anapotoa salamu za Mwenge

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambiente Guru, May 28, 2012.

  1. Ambiente Guru

    Ambiente Guru JF-Expert Member

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    Mwenge ulipofika kijiiji cha Chamakinchanga Mtwara ikawa hivi.

    Mkuu wa Msafara: Sasa tunamkaribisha Mwenyekiti wa kijiji Ndugu Nachinunku apande jukwaani kutoa salamu za mwenge.

    Mwenyekiti: Hapo Mwenyekiti akapanda jukwaani akapewa kipaza sauti na kusema: Chikamoo Mwenge!





    Mungu ni mwema sana.
     
  2. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja waje, ujiandae kukwepa N'chale!
     
  3. KALYOVATIPI

    KALYOVATIPI JF-Expert Member

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    ntoto wa n'jomba memedi kutoka n'jini mwenyewe kuweza kucheza mpira kama gaucho
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    baba chupoku unatataka nikupige nchale badala ya pungo!
     
  5. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    MnatAman muwe wAmakonde!!!! Grrrrrrrrr
     
  6. cy el devon

    cy el devon Member

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    nime chikia chana muna chema chema tu mmmhma kwa..ni mmakonde chimtu? Chacha chklizyen chana tena chana nta wà pija manjingo.
     
  7. peoples power

    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    Bhaaa somooooo????????????
     
  8. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Mi chacha nachema ni njomba nchumari, ntu atakula nchale chacha ivi
     
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    Safhat JF-Expert Member

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    Km ulivonchilimicha utanchilimua..utakiona chantema kuni.
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo nini sasa hiyo! Maana hata sijacheka
     
  11. The_Emperor

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    nimekushtukia,wewe ni mmakonde!
     
  12. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Marahabaaaaaaa
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Kwa muda mref sikuwa nimecheka ila kwa hiki cha kusalimu mwenge nimecheka sana.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network failed !
     
  15. Ambiente Guru

    Ambiente Guru JF-Expert Member

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    Sitake nchee mpaka jino la Xmass
     
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    hassan bin hassan New Member

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    nalipiyanda nnongo wangu hambi nelo.....mucha ka2mbwi mkungwi lidu kupitii nsiba,nelo kupita matanga
     
  17. SiimaK

    SiimaK JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa kuna mabishano ya idadi ya watu ndani ya basi, mtu mmoja akasema humu ndani ya basi kuna watu watano na mmakonde mmoja, Mmakonde akajibu; Kwani mmakonde chi n'tu? Kama chi n'tu bachi nzigo na kama nzigo chilipi nauli!
     
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    Novida Member

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    Kwi! kwi! kwi! kw!!!
     
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    kindondindo JF-Expert Member

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    kuna wamakonde walileta fujo club
    ikabidi kumtambua mmoja baada ya mwingine watu wakakaa mlangoni kila anaepita anaoneshwa kitu akitaje
    mmakonde wakwanza akaoneshwa sigara sport akasema chipoti wa pili akaoneshwa sm akasema echiem wa tatu akaoneshwa sporko akasema shipoku wamwisho msumar akasema nchumar hatimaye wote wakakamatwa!
     
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    NYALUJOYA Member

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    Wewe!!!! Kuna ntu na ntu wanaopenda kunchema neno ntu sio ntu mimi chipendi kunchema neno ntu.
     
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