Mtoto azua tafrani(true story)!

[Jaguar]

Katika sherehe moja baada ya mnyama mbuzi kuchinjwa,jamaa walichukua korodani zake na kuanza kuziandaa kwa ajili ya kuzila.Katikati ya maandalizi mara akaja mtoto mmoja,akidhani kwamba yale ni mayai naye akataka apewe.Jamaa wakamwambia live kwamba yale si mayai bali ni map*mbu.Dogo akasema hata kama si mayai atakula hivyo hivyo.Jamaa wakayala map*mbu yote peke yao,wakamnyima yule mtoto.Yule mtoto baada ya kukosa ile bidhaa,akaangua bonge la kilio huku akimkimbilia mama yake aliyekuwa akichambua mchele na akina mama wengine.Mama yake alipohoji sababu ya kilio ni nini?,mtoto akajibu kwa uchungu;"akina john wamekula map*mbu yangu yote peke yao!".

 

[Saint Ivuga]

hahahhahaha, kazi kweli kweli

 

[G_crisis]

Teh teh teh teh

 

[Masuke]

Mkuu utavunja mbavu zetu.

 

[Vanpopeye]

Kwi kwi kwii

 

[Catagena]

You made my day, thanks

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahaha!

 

[Washawasha]

kwi kwi kwi kwi

 

[King Kong III]

Ha ha ha ha ha teh teh teh teh lol lol haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Globu]

Duh dah hii kali.

 

[The Mockingjay]

Nimeikubali hii kali! iLike! LMAO with love

 

[UmkhontoweSizwe]

Kwi kwi kwi. Halafu mama akajibuke?

 

[X-not]

Yereeee wiiiiiii!
Jamani aaah! Kaaazi kweli kweli!

 

[Jaguar]

Kwi kwi kwi. Halafu mama akajibuke?

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Mama alichofanya ni kuweka ungo wa mchele chini na kwenda kumchungulia mwanae ndani ya bukta ili kuhakiki kama kweli hazipo halafu akabaki amepigwa na butwaa!

 

[fundiaminy]

hahahahaha.watoto balaa.

 

[Kimbweka]

Hiii balaa hapo napiga picha jinsi wamama walivyoziba midomo kwa mshangao na mshtuko teh teh teh

 

[Ulimakafu]

Teh teh teh............

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Ha ha haaa, imenichekesha sana!

 

[Elli]

Hio inafana na Jairo na Luhanjo na hao wanaowatuma...hahahaaaa afadhali nimepunguza stress

 

[jacob wamalwa]

makubwa hayo