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MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bishanga, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Awali ya yote niwashukuru kwa michango yenu na kuwatakia kipindi chema cha kumalizia mwaka.
    Ombi kwa wadau wa mmu:
    Hebu jikunjeni hapa mmwage uzi mzito wa kufungia mwaka yaani uwe pasua kichwa mpaka wachangiaji vichwa vichemke.
    Mimi naandaa wa kwangu,title:
    'Ukitaka kutongoza mke wa mtu tumia mbinu hizi'.
     
  2. Asprin

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    Hivi ile ya Gazeti la Udaku ilikuwa jukwaa gani?

    Mie ile ndo thread yangu ya mwaka
     
  3. Husninyo

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    Mimi yangu 'mjue mwanaume anayekupenda kwa dhati'. Ila kwa wadada tu. Lol.
     
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    babu usipende udaku.
     
  5. Yummy

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    Bishanga utulivu zero! Yaani umeona huo ndio uzi wa kufaa kufungia mwaka:lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. Bishanga

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    mimi ni ule wa Aspirin:'sisi wanaume bana'Lakini hiyo haizuii Aspirin kutuangushia'sisi ndo wanaume bana,part2'.
     
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    natamani nijue content nahisi itafunga mwaka kweli loh
     
  8. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    rusha basi,halafu usisahau kumsifia Bishanga Abashaija kwa jinsi anavyom care eliza wa tegeta a.k.a kiboko ya wanawake wa mmu.
     
  9. Bishanga

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    ujue unani disturb maana niko bize nauandaa,huo ni special kwa wakware wa mmu wakiongozwa na TF,Fidel na Bujibuji.
     
  10. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    we subiri ndo niko kwenye kalaptop ka mchina nadraft,mara kazime mara kawake.
     
  11. Askofu

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    Mfunge na Kufungua mwaka kwa amani
     
  12. Bishanga

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    Eimen!
     
  13. The Finest

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    Yarabiiiiiiiiiiiiii Tobaaaaa......
     
  14. Mpita Njia

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    Ile ndo funga mwaka ya kweli, hakuna wa kuipiku
     
  15. Sita Sita

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    Ukitaka kumtongoza mke wa mtu .... anza kwa kumnunulia zawadi ndogo ndogo kama chocolate, perfume, maua ... alaf nunua underpants umpe when u want to leave with her old underpants after having a gr8 gr8 sex. Nawasilisha
     
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    Ya Kwangu itahusu'' Kitu kizuri na kitamu kula na ndugu yako''
     
  17. Bishanga

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    kwani uongo?
    Vuta subra
     
  18. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    usijaji Mkuu,tarehe 31 dec bado,ngoja kina Aspirin wajikunje.
    by the way Mod kwa nini asitengeneze ka software ka ku vote thread of the year?
     
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    Ulivonambia umeokoka nilijua wamaanisha...lol. Kumbe ulikuwa likizo.
     
  20. Asprin

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    Hahahahaha....khaa!:hat:
     
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