Methali mpya

[Shaycas]

Nyerere ni baba wa Taifa,je mama wa taifa...........

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

raha ya kupiga chafya sharti ufumbe macho…!

 

[IronBroom]

Ukitaka kujua kama wewe umeoza jifunike na blankett halafu ujambe!

Phew!

 

[Masaki]

Ukitaka kujua kama wewe umeoza jifunike na blankett halafu ujambe!

Hahahahahahahah ahahahahaha! You are crazy!

 

[Masaki]

1. Kulia na kucheka zote ni kelele
2. Aliyeaga na aliyetoroka wote hawapo

 

[Masaki]

Yatima hadeki

 

[Masaki]

Kwenye msafara wa mamba na kenge wamo

 

[Che Kalizozele]

Si kila kilichokitamu kina sukari.Kuna vingine ni vitamu na havina sukari.

 

[Brooklyn]

1. Mke wa mwenzio ni wako.

2. kitu kizuri ule na mwenzako

 

[Che Kalizozele]

Si kila mchina anajua kung fu.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Zipo funguo kadhaa za mafanikio,lakini funguo moja ya kushindwa ni kujaribu kumfurahisha kila mtu.

 

[Ulimbo]

1:Tanzania Bila ukimwi inawezakana

2: Tanzania bila ufisadi haiwezakani

 

[Ulimbo]

Ukitaka kuwa Kiongozi ccm, lazima uwe fisadi

 

[Ambassador]

Ukitaka kujua adha ya mabomu hamia Mbagala

 

[Ambassador]

Safari moja huazisha nyingine

 

[Ambassador]

Hata ukilia fimbo bado

 

[Tumain]

Si kila anayelia amedhurika...wengine hulia kwa kufurahia

 

[The Boss]

Kazi mbaya ukiwa nayo

 

[The Boss]

Masikini hanuni.

 

[The Boss]

Yatima hadeki.