Mama mkwe hii tabia haifai

[viumbini]

He papichu papuhi itatutoa roho!

 

[miss ngatara]

naanza kuhisi kuwa huyu rostam ni mtu wa hatari soma chini

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania (PANA) - Tanzania's controversial opposition leader, the Reverend Christopher Mtikila alleged Friday that ruling Chama cha Mapinduzi (CCM) presidential candidate Jakaya Kikwete had used funds from Iran to defeat his opponents at the party's recent convention.

The Chairman of the Democratic Party claimed at a press conference that the Iranian government through Tanzanian MP Rostam Aziz, had funded Kikwete's campaign for over 10 years.

The press conference was held ahead of a meeting by eight opposition parties to plan a common strategy against the CCM in Tanzania's October elections.

Mtikila alleged that the Iranian government had set aside a substantial amount to prop presidential candidates in countries where the Asian country has economic interests.

Aziz, a Tanzanian of Iranian extraction is representing Igunga constituency in Tanzania's Union Parliament on the platform of the CCM.

Mtikila did not say how much Aziz had allegedly received from the Iranian government for Kikwete's presidential campaign, but cited Tanzania's uranium deposit as possible motivation for the alleged assistance.

He said the Iranian government could not have given Aziz money for nothing: "they must be harbouring interests in Tanzania."

This is the second time that Aziz, Kikwete's campaign manager, would be accused of securing foreign funds for Kikwete's presidential campaign.

Last April, London-based journal, Africa Confidential claimed that he had been given two million US dollars by the Oman government as campaign funds for Kikwete.

Kikwete, Tanzania's Foreign Affairs and International Co-operation Minister had vowed to sue the journal over the report, but since his nomination as CCM presidential candidate in May, he has said nothing about the report.

The London journal has challenged him to go to court insisting it has overwhelming evidence to back its claims.

There was no immediate reaction to Mtikila's allegations from either Aziz or Kikwete.

Napita tu

 

[MankaM]

mmmhhh mama mkwe mshenzi pesa ni kama omo

 

[tpaul]

mmmhhh mama mkwe mshenzi pesa ni kama omo

Huyu mama mkwe ni mshenzy sana. Natamani ningekuwa namjua lazima ningemuwinda hadi nimlambe papuchi--inaonekana anayaweza sana.

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Kwa wanawake wa kitanga sishangai ndo zao kwakweli wanarisishana hadi wanaume

 

[tpaul]

Kwa wanawake wa kitanga sishangai ndo zao kwakweli wanarisishana hadi wanaume

heeee! basi hawa wa-Tanga wana tabia za kipuuzi sana. kwa kweli Tanga sio mkoa wa kuwowa!

 

[Chwaka]

Mulishaambiwa kuwa Waja Leo Warudi Kesho, ila bado ni wabishi tu

 

[akili akili]

Daaah, inaumiza sana hii aisee, usiombe ikukute.

 

[The End..]

Jambo wana MMU!

Kuna jamaa yangu mmoja anayeishi Dar ambaye amemuoa binti wa ki-Tanga. Kumbe kabla ya kuolewa alikuwa na X wake kule Tanga na waliendelea kugegedana kwa siri hata baada ya kuolewa.

X ni mtu mwenye fedha zake na amekuwa akimtunza 'mama mkwe' wake huyo utadhani yeye ndiye mkwe wa ukweli na mama anamkubali sana.

Baada ya kunogewa na mgegedo wa kuchepuka, alikula njama na 'mama mkwe' amlete hadi nyumbani kwa binti yake Dar. Ili kufanikisha unyama huo mama akamtambulisha X kama kaka wa binti yake.

Mume wa bintiye (mkwe wa ukweli) akaamini kweli kwamba X wa mke wake ni shemijiye na akaendelea kukaa hapo nyumbani kwake kama kawaida.

Siku moja mkwe wa ukweli aliwahi kurudi home kutoka kazini. Alipofika akamkuta mama mkwe amekaa nje. Katika hali ya kushangaza, alipoingia ndani alimfumania shemeji wa bandia (X ) akimgegeda mkewe kwenye kitanda chao cha ndoa (matrimonial bed).

Kilichofuata baada ya hapo nitawaeleza baadaye (ngoja kwanza nijiweke sawa kisaikolojia kabla ya kukiweka bayana).

MASWALI:

1. Je, ingekuwa wewe ndiye mume ungefanyaje?

2. Je, huyu mama mkwe tumuweke kundi gani?

NIONAVYO

Kuna baadhi ya mama/mama mkwe ama wamelaaniwa au wana mapepo ya ngono. Inakuwaje mama mkwe amlete X wa binti yake kumgegeda binti yake, tena kitandani kwa mkwe wa ukweli?

Vilevile, baadhi ya wanawake walio kwenye ndoa (kama huyu hapa) ni SUMU kuliko sumu ya nyoka. Mke kama huyu ni ibilisi wa kutupwa.

Nawasilisha.

ndo naanza kuwa single boy in deep....!!!!

 

[Caroline Danzi]

Unapodate lazima uangalie mambo mengi. Sometimes mnakurupuka na haya ndiyo matokeo.

 

[jembe afrika]

Muombe mechi ya kirafiki...loading error...

 

[Likuyuseka]

RIP Ndoa!

 

[Bavaria]

hapo si ushajua umeowa ukoo wa majuha, we pigamashine halafu waambie watambae fast, kama ushazaa na huyo mwanamke ndiyo hasara zenyewe hizo...omba mwana asirithi upande huo!

Kabisa mkuu

 

[kibella24]

mmmhhhh makubwa haya!