Mahousegirl Wengine Mmh!

[Mphamvu]

Nipo kikazi katika mkoa mmojawapo kaskazini ya Tanzania, kwakuwa nyumba niliyopewa kuishi ni kubwa, imenibidi nitafute msaidizi wa kazi za nyumbani.
Nimepata msichana ana wiki ya 2 sasa tangu aanze kazi lakini naona ananiingiza majaribuni!

Bahada ya kumuonyesha sehemu ya kulala, akaogopa na isitoshe akadai kuna baridi sana ni bora aje alale sebureni kwangu. Alivyolala sebureni kufika usiku akasaula nguo zote eti kuna joto sana!
Mbaya zaidi tangu majuzi nimebanwa na malaria, ndio kakomaa chumbani eti anamuuguza mgonjwa! Sasa hizo touching! unajisikiaje mara unapimwa joto la mwili kifuani, mara kwenye garden love kunapapaswa.

Huyu si anataka ukimuacha akawatangazie watu jamaa si rizki?

kama kweli huna nia nae,
fika na demu yeyote mkali hapo nyumbani, hata co-worker mwenzako.
Itamtia wivu, atajenga bifu na wewe, then t'll be over.
Sawasawa?

 

[Bosi Michembe]

Mwanadamu anahitaji mazoezi ya kimwili from time to time, sasa mkuu gym la kufanyia mazoezi unalo hapo hapo nyumbani hutaki kulitumia shauri yako muuza genge atakuOvertake halafu ulete bifu..

 

[Geraldo DaVinci]

Ni njia kupita kwenda toilet chumba changu sio master.

kama ndo hivo toilet unaenda kila mara?

 

[Kabakabana]

Dah tamaa za ngono tu hizi

 

[chapaa]

Naona kama hadithi vile

Huyu jamaa atakuwa mdogowake na shigongo

 

[SOBY]

Kwani kuna tatizo gani ukimla?... au kwa kuwa ni Housegirl?
Mashefa huku huwala sana mahousegurl wa kispanish!!!..... kama anavutia pona!!, achana na walokole wa JF.

 

[shee leo]

Jamani atakuwa anakupenda ila how can she say it?!?ebu usiwe mgumu kumuelewa na wewe.

 

[CAMARADERIE]

Usije kuwa ulimpatia Bar huyo!!!

 

[Mtambuzi]

Uzi kama huu usitarajie wanawake watakusifu, watakushambulia mpaka ujute.................................!
Ulitakiwa uyaalize kimya kimya kisha uje usimulie hapa kwamba Ibilisi alikuingia ndo ukafanya huo ******, tena ukitaka uonewe huruma, inabidi hilo tendo uliite majina yote mabaya na uoneshe hisia za kujutia kile ulichokifanya...........

 

[Kaunga]

Uzi kama huu usitarajie wanawake watakusifu, watakushambulia mpaka ujute.................................!
Ulitakiwa uyaalize kimya kimya kisha uje usimulie hapa kwamba Ibilisi alikuingia ndo ukafanya huo ******, tena ukitaka uonewe huruma, inabidi hilo tendo uliite majina yote mabaya na uoneshe hisia za kujutia kile ulichokifanya...........

Mtambuzi balaa wewe! Kuanzia sasa nitaanza kusoma story zako with a third eye. Du, kumbe kujifanya unajuta kote ni kukwepa madongo na kutafuta sympathy. My conclussion sasa ni kuwa hizo story zako they r never that old, the oldest must be just one month!

 

[trachomatis]

Hodi ya chooni haiitikiwi karibu (Source, Asprin)

Hii kali kuliko...

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mtambuzi balaa wewe! Kuanzia sasa nitaanza kusoma story zako with a third eye. Du, kumbe kujifanya unajuta kote ni kukwepa madongo na kutafuta sympathy. My conclussion sasa ni kuwa hizo story zako they r never that old, the oldest must be just one month!

Nilikuwa natania tu bana...................... Mie nishakuwa mtu mzima sasa nawaachia vijana waselebuke!

 

[trachomatis]

Mimi naona hapo wewe scofied ushapona mgonjwa gani anapimwa homa anasisimka? :lol:

Mau bana....

 

[Twande]

Mtambuzi balaa wewe! Kuanzia sasa nitaanza kusoma story zako with a third eye. Du, kumbe kujifanya unajuta kote ni kukwepa madongo na kutafuta sympathy. My conclussion sasa ni kuwa hizo story zako they r never that old, the oldest must be just one month!

Umeona ee? Iam shocked! Zitakuwa very current! Especially ya wallet lol. . Labda ya housegirl with the mention of the name kizota nilishasau kabisa. . May b! But hizi zingine mtambuzi we mkali! Halafu Michael tu update hii yakwako imeishia wapi umevishinda vishawishi?

 

[Mtambuzi]

Umeona ee? Iam shocked! Zitakuwa very current! Especially ya wallet lol. . Labda ya housegirl with the mention of the name kizota nilishasau kabisa. . May b! But hizi zingine mtambuzi we mkali! Halafu Michael tu update hii yakwako imeishia wapi umevishinda vishawishi?

Acha kunisingizia ya wallet ilikuwa ya zamani bana..........................

 

[King2]

Bado hujala zigo tu??

 

[Michael Scofield]

Umeona ee? Iam shocked! Zitakuwa very current! Especially ya wallet lol. . Labda ya housegirl with the mention of the name kizota nilishasau kabisa. . May b! But hizi zingine mtambuzi we mkali! Halafu Michael tu update hii yakwako imeishia wapi umevishinda vishawishi?

Twande umenifanya nicheke! mpaka basi, ngoja tubaki na ya mkuu Mtambuzi yangu nitaitolea majibu siku ingine.

Bado hujala zigo tu??

Jibu liko juu.

 

[fabinyo]

na wewe nae maji mara moja,huna mipaka?

 

[HorsePower]

Chunga tamaa mbaya ...
Kumbuka wimbo wa 20% !

 

[JS]

Twande umenifanya nicheke! mpaka basi, ngoja tubaki na ya mkuu Mtambuzi yangu nitaitolea majibu siku ingine.


Jibu liko juu.

Tujibu bana mbona unatubania? :eyebrows: