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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Michael Scofield, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Nipo kikazi katika mkoa mmojawapo kaskazini ya Tanzania, kwakuwa nyumba niliyopewa kuishi ni kubwa, imenibidi nitafute msaidizi wa kazi za nyumbani.
    Nimepata msichana ana wiki ya 2 sasa tangu aanze kazi lakini naona ananiingiza majaribuni!

    Bahada ya kumuonyesha sehemu ya kulala, akaogopa na isitoshe akadai kuna baridi sana ni bora aje alale sebureni kwangu. Alivyolala sebureni kufika usiku akasaula nguo zote eti kuna joto sana!
    Mbaya zaidi tangu majuzi nimebanwa na malaria, ndio kakomaa chumbani eti anamuuguza mgonjwa! Sasa hizo touching! unajisikiaje mara unapimwa joto la mwili kifuani, mara kwenye garden love kunapapaswa.

    Huyu si anataka ukimuacha akawatangazie watu jamaa si rizki?
     
  2. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Bahada = baada, sebureni = sebuleni, rizki = riziki.

    Acha tamaa za kijinga, kama unauguzwa chukulia unauguzwa. Au fanya mchezo na wewe uozeshwe kama mwenzako ndo utajua akili yako ilipo.
     
  3. arabianfalcon

    arabianfalcon JF-Expert Member

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    Bora akakutangaze si rizk kuliko utakayo yapata, tena mwambie afanye adabu ajue mipaka yake, laa umeshaanza kukolea utajiju.
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Timua mbali hiyo mutu.
     
  5. rushanju

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    Naona kama hadithi vile
     
  6. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    na ukimtia mimba lazima umuoe..
     
  7. BRO LEE

    BRO LEE JF-Expert Member

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    Kama unaona anakutega we tegua, huenda binti wa wa2 hana hata hayo mawazo we ndo umejishtukia 2. kila m2 anautamaduni wake wa kulala wengine hawalali na nguo hata km kuna baridi nk.
     
  8. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Naona umekuwa kifimbo cheza mtaalam wa lugha
     
  9. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Ebu bro pata picha kama wewe ni rijali na mtu dakika chache alikwambia anasikia baridi atupe nguo zote mpaka ch*p* live unategemea nini?
     
  10. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Unavaa jezi bhana!
     
  11. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe ni nani? Unachofanya ni nini?
     
  12. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    sasa akilala sebuleni uchi na wewe upo chubani kwako
    tatizo wapi?
    au unaamka kuchhungulia?
     
  13. Michael Scofield

    Michael Scofield JF-Expert Member

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    Ni njia kupita kwenda toilet chumba changu sio master.
     
  14. Sumba-Wanga

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    tehe tehe tehe

    The way the cookie crumbles...

    Tueleze tu umeshamaliza kazi, tutakuelewa.
     
  15. Dio

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    unajua Lizzy unajitahidi sana kurekebisha watu huku lakini bado watu hawaelimiki.
    Hongera.
     
  16. Atubela

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    Nani huyo Da Lizzy kalambishwa ndoa ya mkeka?
     
  17. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Chungulia hapa. . .
    http://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/213359-uncle-ameozwa-kwa-mdada-wa-kazi-anataka-nimshauri.html

    @ Dio. . . ahsante dear.
     
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    KIM KARDASH JF-Expert Member

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    "nje cup" kushiriki mara moja moja ruksa kaka...huo ni mlango wa dharura na hiyo ndio dharura yenyewe!
     
  19. Michael Scofield

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    Cha kike hicho unamwingiza jamaa siku akija wa ukweli wake ndio hapatoshi, si unajua tena penzi ni kikohozi...........
     
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    Kama anakutia majaribuni, nenda kwa wazazi wake ukajitambulishe umuoe. Tii kiu yako
     
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