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(kuuliza si ujinga) Hivi, Ushawahi kujiuliza?...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mbu, May 28, 2012.

  1. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    [​IMG]...hivi, ghafla bin vuu mwenzio anashikwa na dege dege kisha 'anakaukia' kwenye ma-au-nanihii yako...hivi utapiga kelele au 'unakufa' na tai yako shingoni?

    Dont ask! ...I don't do 'these' Experiments at home or away aisee...

     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    ha aaa kijana sijui hata umefikiria nini hadi ukauliza. itabidi mtu ujikaze kiume
     
  3. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mbu! Kwema nyumbani kwako? Yaani nauliza mkuu uko salama au kuna mtu kang'ang'ania nonino yako mdomoni?
     
  4. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Mbu bwana..umefikiria nini mwaego?? Sijawahi patwa na hili, Mungu epushia mbali..

    Umepotea btw...!!
     
  5. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Akikaukia hapo lazima meno yatafuta so atakuwa kama amekuuma.
    Maumivu yake yatasababisha uanguke bafuni juu ya vigae
    Unapata konkasheni, afu tunawazika wote.
     
  6. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ....dahhh, leo tulikuwa darasani, wakawa wanafundisha njia mbali mbali za maambukizi ya UKIMWI,......ndipo liliponijia swali hili.

    [​IMG]

     
  7. Chauro

    Chauro JF-Expert Member

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    Dah huo mtego
     
  8. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Hahahahaa, Soulmate hebu itabidi tutete kidogo, kulikoni??
    Hapa mtu mzima lazima itakutoka ukunga wa ............We achiaaaaaaa!!

    Mbaya zaidi uwe umeiba hahaha

    Hivi na wakaka nao wanawezashikwa dege dege wakiwa uwanja wa mechi au? loh sipati picha maana itakuwa ni aina mpya ya ukeketaji!
     
  9. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...lol, kwema kabisa bana....nautafuta mshumaa wangu hapa niendelee kuperuzi na kudadisi JF...umeme haujafika pande hizi...labda 2015!

    ...mrembo BJ....am good bana....Санкт-Петербург kwema huko?...pheewww,...
    next month nitakuwa mji mmoja unaitwa Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

    karibu.
     
  10. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...hahahahahaha!....umeanza ee? we shauri yako....lol....!

    Imagine kuiba kwenyewe iwe vile mtu amemtoroka mkewe, kanyatia kwa hse girl..
    kisha kang'ata na mzee wa watu kapiga ukunga familia nzima ikaja kuangalia kulikoni!...
    [​IMG]..lol...
     
  11. mathematics

    mathematics JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha, acha hilo la kupata degedege, nimeshawahi kujiuliza kwa mfano ndio ulimuuzi anaamua kukubalia, halafu anaamua kukukomesha anaing'ang'ania mdomoni/kwa meno!!

    huo ukunga utaoupiga, usiombe ikutokee!!
     
  12. A

    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Lmao....
     
  13. Albina

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    Dah,umewaza mbali sanaaa
     
  14. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi watu wa 1st aid watupe maelekezo kabla hayajatukuta. Vyovyote vile lazma uwe cool, na kujibandua taratibu, nafikiri kifuatacho ni kumgeuza ili awe kichalichali, kuruhusu lots of air na maybe kumwagia maji kdg; then calling for ambulence.

    Kama umeiba mume wa mtu, ni kutafuta Simu yake try no za mkewe jifanye muhudumu wa hotel, then kimbia!
     
  15. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    No wonder I'm afraid of tortoises! Now I can't sleep!

    Rule #7: thou shalt not steal
    I'm trying to remember rule #6 though...
     
  16. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Njia moja tu nayo ni KUSEPA fasta
     
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