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Jambazi Mwokovu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Prof Gamba, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Jambazi aliingia kanisani na bunduki, akasema wanaosema wanampenda YESU wabaki humu na wasiompenda watoke nje. Waumini wote wakatoka nje, ndani akabaki mchungaji tu na wazee wawili. Jambazi akamgeukia mchungaji na akasema, "Mtumishi unaweza kuendelea na ibada, nilitaka kukuondolea wanafiki....JUMAPILI NJEMA.
    Je ungekuwemo humo kanisani ungechukua wamuzi gani kutokana na amri ya Jambazi?
     
  2. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Ningetoka alafu baadae nirud kama mchelewaji
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Si bado ungejulikana kuwa humpendi YESU? au unadhani utakuwa na dhamira gani?
     
  5. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh!!!
    wewe ungechukua hatua gani?
     
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    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio, nampenda Yesu...but ninaupenda uhai wangu pia!
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    hao wazee wangepimwa kama hawajamwaga kojo la woga
     
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    mhondo JF-Expert Member

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    watu wanataka kwenda kwa Mungu bila kufa.
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    Ningetoka nikikimbia
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kumbe ckuhizi majambaz wamekuwa na masihara namna hio ntakuwa ckimbii hata ipigwe risasi hewan
     
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    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    nampenda Mungu.
     
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    Balozi Chriss Senior Member

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    teh teh teh.....
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni mbio tu bila kusita wala kujiuliza mara mbili mbili.
     
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    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni kuvua viatu na kutoka na mbio nyingi sana ,mungu mwenyewe anajua km nampenda au la!!!
     
  15. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Ungechukua hatua gani ndugu yangu Apollo kwa haraka?
     
  16. Prof Gamba

    Prof Gamba JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!!!! yawezekana walimwaga
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Ningepitiliza chooni kuwazuga waumini.
     
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    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    ningetoka nje. Halafu baadaye ningerudi tena kanisani.
     
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    mang'ang'a JF-Expert Member

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    labda hao wazee walikua vilema na waliowaleta walikshatoka nje kwa uoga
     
  20. Prof Gamba

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    Ni kweli Mungu anajua kuwa unampenda lakini hapo unakuwa umemkataa kabisaa, inakubidi ukubari kufa pamoja naye wakati wowote.
     
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