Jamani...Nauliza tu

[WiseLady]

Ya macho, ili uone kama utashuhudia mwanaume anabembeleza kabla na baada ya kumega!

Poa,nitavaa halafu nikodoe macho vizuri kama kny avatar yako then nitakupa majibu

 

[Asprin]

Poa,nitavaa halafu nikodoe macho vizuri kama kny avatar yako then nitakupa majibu

Usichelewe tafadhali. Ila ukigundua kuwa, kabla ya kumega wanaume hubembeleza lakini baada ya kumega hawabembelezi bali wanaliwaza, usimwambie mtu. Waache na wao wafanye utafiti wao. Sawa Wiselady wangue? haya kamata na hii bakshishi yako hapo chini!


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Asprin (Today) ​

 

[RR]

bembeleza via mobile

 

[Ujengelele]

Nikilia nabembelezwa kwa upendo,
naye akinuna namliwaza kwa vitendo

Je wewe ushawahi kubembelezwa,
mwenzio mimi nishawahi kubembelezwa nadekezwa........... ah ah nabembelezwaa ah

By Barnaba THT.

Hivi kuna mapenzi ya hivi kweli au ni nyimbo tu?

Sijui kwa vile kesho ni sikukuu basi leo naiona kama ijmaa vile ah :sick::sick::sick::smow:

Kwa wenye bahati zao mapenzi kama hayo yapo sana tu, kama hujabahatika basi muombe mungu, lakini siku hizi asilimia kubwa ya mapenzi ni usanii mtupu!

 

[Asprin]

bembeleza via mobile

Duh! Nshasahau kuwa hii ni lunch time! Unatafunia wapi hapo?

 

[Kimey]

Hommie, hizi thanks hapa chini kwenye hii yuziful post unazitafsirije?



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Asprin (Today), queenkami (Today) ​

Unakesi ya kujibu! Mi ndo mwendesha mashtaka na hakimu! Mwambie na Teamo!

 

[Ujengelele]

Asprini, huwa nakuwa macho uchi

unakuwa macho pia uchi! makubwa haya!

 

[Asprin]

Unakesi ya kujibu! Mi ndo mwendesha mashtaka na hakimu! Mwambie na Teamo!

Yaani hii kesi nimeshashinda kabla sijaenda mahakamani!

 

[Teamo]

:llama::llama::llama:

 

[RR]

Duh! Nshasahau kuwa hii ni lunch time! Unatafunia wapi hapo?

Meeda....samaki wa foil..

 

[Kimey]

Yaani hii kesi nimeshashinda kabla sijaenda mahakamani!

Hata babu seya alisema ivihivi! Natumia pino kodi za KGB! Sorry Ivi hapa mwaongele nn?

 

[Asprin]

Meeda....samaki wa foil..

Nikisoma maandishi yako, hapo meeda hukuwa peke yako. minutes ulichukua?

 

[RR]

Nikisoma maandishi yako, hapo meeda hukuwa peke yako. minutes ulichukua?

Minutes? Sikua na saa....kwa hiyo sikuchukua minutes wala seconds......

 

[Teamo]

jamani eeh!.....

samahani sana jamani naomba kuuliza tu wajameni....!

mbona mimi kipindi hichi nimekuwa bize sana?????kwa nini?

 

[Kaizer]

Duh! Nshasahau kuwa hii ni lunch time! Unatafunia wapi hapo?

How did you know? LOL:hand::smow:

 

[Asprin]

jamani eeh!.....

samahani sana jamani naomba kuuliza tu wajameni....!

mbona mimi kipindi hichi nimekuwa bize sana?????kwa nini?

Tatizo la kuolewa na wakoloni matineja!

 

[Asprin]

How did you know? LOL:hand::smow:

This question comes from the pope? .................Confused!

 

[Kimey]

Tatizo la kuolewa na wakoloni matineja!

Usiombeee ni soo!

 

[Kaizer]

This question comes from the pope? .................Confused!

Yes..cause nowhere did our ST RR said he will be having lunch and SOMETHING else...I was the only one with such a sensitive information.....lol:decision:

 

[Teamo]

Tatizo la kuolewa na wakoloni matineja!

HEHEHEHE!halafu wajameni eeh!
naomba kuuliza tena wajameni........................

mbona siku hizi WHITE LEKSAAZ vyumba ni adimu sanaaaaaaaaa!heheheh!samahani wajameni

ngoja niiiiiii:llama::llama::llama::llama:!