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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lady N, Aug 26, 2010.

  1. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    Katoto kamoja siku moja alimuuliza bibi yake wa miaka 94.
    "bibi... kwani we kuna mchumba?"

    Bibi akajibu "mjukuu wangu, mchumba wangu ni tv, ndio anaenipa furaha na kuniondolea mawazo"

    Sasa siku moja tv ilikuwa inaonyesha chenga chenga... Bibi akawa anaipiga piga/gonga gonga ionyeshe vizuri.

    Kidogo mtoto akasikia mlango unagongwa akaenda fungua.
    Kumbe alikuwa mchungaji kaja kumuona bibi.

    Mchungaji: Hujambo...? Bibi yupo?
    Mtoto: Yupo chumbani anampet pet mchumba wake.
     
  2. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!:becky::becky:
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Hilo toto lina pepo wachafu
     
  4. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    Absolutely correct!
     
  5. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    lkn si bibi alimwambia hivyo!?
     
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    Dick JF-Expert Member

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    Ni mkweli mbele ya Mungu na wanadamu ni mtakatifu kwa hilo!
     
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    Nyange JF-Expert Member

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    Ungekuwa we ungesemaje? mboa 100% V
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo madhara ya kuwadanganya watoto.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh! Jibu zuri
     
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    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    ina furahisha
     
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