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Hizi msg za Valentine za kufowadiana . . . .

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by CPU, Feb 14, 2011.

  1. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Yaani sijui watu hawazisomagi vizuri au hawajui maana yake???!!!

    Namshangaa kweli, katumiwa msg ya u-valentine na jibaba lake usiku wa kuamkia leo halafu anai-fowadi kwangu saa hizi saa tatu na nusu asubuhi, eti "am the first to wish you happy valentine this night, sleep well my sweet"
     
  2. Michelle

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    mmmhhhh humpendi tu,lazima ikupe kichefuchefu......
    Huyo jibaba ni mwanaume kama wewe na anastahili kupendwa,haihusu nani kamtumia,yeye kaona uzuri kukutumia wewe...na sijaona ubaya wa hayo maneno!!!
     
  3. Barbie Maliposa

    Barbie Maliposa Senior Member

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    aisee
     
  4. sulphadoxine

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    Haya ndio madhara ya copy and paste:clap2::clap2:
     
  5. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Sasa mwambie leo mbadilishane simu kama ishara ya upendo uone simu zitakazomiminika hapo utajua mpo wangapi. :)
     
  6. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Wakati we ndo ungefura kwa hasira ungeomba ban ingekuea umetumiwa wewe . . . .
     
  7. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Bahati mbaya mtu mwenyewe yupo Morogoro mimi Dar. Sasa anadai ananipenda since alipoanza kunifahamu Jan, yaani nilihisi tu tangu mwanzo nadanganywa
     
  8. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Halafu mtu mwenyewe yuko komfotabo kabisaaaa, haoni tatizo
     
  9. KakaKiiza

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    Kakuchakachua huyo mpe kibuti!!
     
  10. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Ubaya wake nipale penye red ndo ubaya wake!!

    Kasahau maana mawazo yake yote nijinsi yakukudanganya kumbe kaishalikoroga!!
     
  11. Michelle

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    Mi napenda kudanganywa CPU,em cheer up bwana,

    HAPPY VALENTINE MY DEAR!!!!

     
  12. Crashwise

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    uwe umeshaanda talaka....
     
  13. Superman

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    Wee acha tu;

    Mimi ndo kwanza imetinga moja kwenye kiselula changu. Baada ya longolongo za kawaida inamalizia eti: "HAPPY VALENTINE SISTER"

    But I am a Brother or lather a man. Nikampigia muhusika bahati akajibu kuwa na yeye alifowadiwa.

    Whats the point?
     
  14. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Duuuh . . . kumbe siku zile nilivyokudanganya mpaka ukapewa ban ulifurahi, mi nilifikiri umenuna.
    Happy Birthday My Dear . . . . oooh goshhhhh! Happy New Yea . . . mmmh! Yaani leo
    nasema hivi HAPPY MICHELLE DAY . . . . shhhiiit, huu ulimi vipi leo?!!! Ngoja ninywe maji . . . . . gluuup . . . . gluup . . . . . aaaah
    haya sasa nipo fresh
    Happy Valentine Day Michelle
     
  15. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Daaaah . . . . kumbe mi nina afazali? Watu wanafowadi mpaka jinsia wanakosea??!!
     
  16. Chris_Mambo

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    Sms huwa haina maana iwapo mtumaji hajaiandika mwenyewe hasa kuhusu suala la upendo.
    Kwa nini usiandike sms wewe mwenyewe ili ueleze hisia zako badala ya ku send sms aliyoiandika mwenzako???
     
  17. Mohammed Shossi

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    Siku ukiwa karibu nae jaribu kuijepa simu yake JIDIPU uone amekusevu vipi, kama unatumatuma vocha usije ukashangaa kukuta umeseviwa vocha dar
     
  18. Mohammed Shossi

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    Nadhani itakuwa hivyo mzee..................
     
  19. DaMie

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    Mitambo wakati wa siku kama hizi inalemewa, inawezekana ilitumwa usiku lakini ikafika hiyo saa 3:30 abh.
     
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    Aliongea na engineers wakamwambia kutakuwa na SMS Jam? Haaaa haaaah umeliwa huyo si wako!!!!!!
     
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