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Hawa ndio mabinti wa karne.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Inasemekana..mabint wa miaka ya 1960 walikua wakisema hv "LOV ME BUT DONT TOUCH ME"na wa miaka ya 1970 walikua waksema "TOUCH ME BUT DÖNT KISS ME" na miaka ya 1980 "KISS ME BUT DONT DO ANYTHING"miaka ya 1990 "DO EVERYTHINGBUT DONT TEL ANYONE" wakat mabint wa miaka ya 2000 wametoa kali kuliko wanasema "DO EVERYTHINGOTHERWISE I WIL TELL EVERYBODY DAT U KNOW NOTHING"
    assume baada ya miaka 20 watasemaje.
     
  2. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Do everything also tigolisation
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    a.k.a barabara ya vumbi,
     
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    babojga Member

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    Utandawazi baba!!!! hata ukitembea uchi ruksa!!!
     
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    tembeleh2 JF-Expert Member

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    Je ni nani amewafikisha hapa hawa mabinti wa siku hizi??????
     
  6. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! after 20 ni ngumu kutabiri.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kubwa.......
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    after 20 itakuwa hakuna tena chakufanya maana vyote vimefanyika kwenye 20s
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    changanya miaka yote ndio utapata jibu lake..
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Dont ask me anything, do every thng ,then leave 4others
     
  11. Nzunga

    Nzunga Member

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    Do everything now and then, it's all up to you.
     
  12. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli hasa ukizingatia leo hii watu wanajadili contractual union
     
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    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kwelikweliiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    mammie New Member

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    watasema sio huko bwana ni huku kilimo kwanza ww vp hujui nini?
    je wanaume wa miaka hiyo walisemaje na wanasemaje?
     
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    WARREN Member

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    Do everything otherwise i will shoot you
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    watasema if you want to touch me, 1st receive Jesus Christ as Lord and your personal saviour.
     
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    THINKINGBEING JF-Expert Member

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    Historia ina tabia ya kujirudia.
     
  18. Pedezyee

    Pedezyee Member

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    watasema DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK...
     
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    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Dont try this alone at home!
     
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    Nehondo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha hii nzuri
     
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