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Enzi za uchumba wetu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alimwambia mkewe
    "Honey unaonaje tujikumbushe zile
    enzi za uchumba wetu?"
    Mke akakubali kwa kusema " Sawa si
    vibaya" Jamaa akamwambia mkewe
    "Basi kesho tukutane saa 4 garden"
    Mke akakubali.
    Siku ya pili Jamaa akafika garden
    akamsubiri sana mkewe kwa masaa
    mawili lakini hakutokea.Aliporudi
    nyumbani akamuuliza "Mbona
    hukutokea? Mke akajibu "Mama
    alinikataza nisitoke"
     
  2. Chitemo

    Chitemo JF-Expert Member

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    We acha tu, hapo mume lazima ufyume domo hata kujisema huyu lazima hanipendi.
     
  3. M

    MAGATA Member

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    mm! napit tu
     
  4. n

    ngindo Member

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    dingi alikuwepo home
     
  5. Edoedward1

    Edoedward1 JF-Expert Member

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    Yah mke alifanya kweli ningekuwa mimi ningempa big up my wife coz sh wud b b0nge la actor
     
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    mbweta JF-Expert Member

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    Yap yan mke kacheza aswaa
     
  7. NingaR

    NingaR JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!!!!!!!
     
  8. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    dah! hiyo kaliiiiiiiiiii
     
  9. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    inawezekana wakati wa uchumba wao alikuwa akimgandisha hivyo hivyo.
     
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