Enzi za uchumba wetu

[Mtanzanika]

Jamaa mmoja alimwambia mkewe
"Honey unaonaje tujikumbushe zile
enzi za uchumba wetu?"
Mke akakubali kwa kusema " Sawa si
vibaya" Jamaa akamwambia mkewe
"Basi kesho tukutane saa 4 garden"
Mke akakubali.
Siku ya pili Jamaa akafika garden
akamsubiri sana mkewe kwa masaa
mawili lakini hakutokea.Aliporudi
nyumbani akamuuliza "Mbona
hukutokea? Mke akajibu "Mama
alinikataza nisitoke"

 

[Chimemena]

We acha tu, hapo mume lazima ufyume domo hata kujisema huyu lazima hanipendi.

 

[MAGATA]

mm! napit tu

 

[ngindo]

dingi alikuwepo home

 

[Edoedward1]

Yah mke alifanya kweli ningekuwa mimi ningempa big up my wife coz sh wud b b0nge la actor

 

[mbweta]

Yap yan mke kacheza aswaa

 

[NingaR]

Dah!!!!!!!

 

[ngulinho]

dah! hiyo kaliiiiiiiiiii

 

[kookolikoo]

dah! hiyo kaliiiiiiiiiii

inawezekana wakati wa uchumba wao alikuwa akimgandisha hivyo hivyo.