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im calvin..aged 23 frm dar..kitaaluma mi ni mwalimu..nahitaji msichana mzuri na mkeli,ambae ataniweka waz kila ki2,ambaye hapend uongo,co mwenye fikra potofu..ambaye atanipenda jinsi nilivyo..kiukwel adui yangu mkubwa ni uongo na huwa nashindwa kustahimil m2 akinidanganya..hvo kama uko...
A salesman was attending an interview for a new job.
"so how old are you,sir?" asked the manager
"forty" replied the salesman.
"how long did you work at previous company?"
"fifty years" he replied.
"how could you possibley have you worked fifty years when you are only forty years old??"
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FUNDI WA PILI;hiyo si kitu kwangu,mi naweza kushona suti bora kabisa nikimwona mtu anakatiza kwenye kona na nisimwone tena..
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Mwalimu mmoja aliwapa wanafunzi wake zoez la kuchora tembo..kila mwanafunz akawa busy akichora katika karatas lake..mwanafunz mmoja ambaye hakujua kuchora akaweka alama ya nukta katikati ya karatas jeup,harafu akampelekea mwalimu
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