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Yuko kwa mbaaaaali

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by 2k Genius, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. 2k Genius

    2k Genius Member

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    Mwalimu mmoja aliwapa wanafunzi wake zoez la kuchora tembo..kila mwanafunz akawa busy akichora katika karatas lake..mwanafunz mmoja ambaye hakujua kuchora akaweka alama ya nukta katikati ya karatas jeup,harafu akampelekea mwalimu
    MWALIMU;we mbona hujachora chochote??
    MWANAFUNZI;mwalimu mbona nimechora kwan huon{huku akimuonesha ile nukta}
    MWALIMU;ndo nin hiki??
    MWANAFUNZI;ni tembo yuko kwa mbaaaaaaaaaaaali,tena anakunywa maji
     
  2. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    vilaza ndo zao
     
  3. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui kama mimi mwalimu nitafanyae!!!!!!!
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    teeh teeh teeh!!! Kama mimi mwalimu nam-zoom huyo tembo ili niweze kumuona. Kweli ualimu ni wito.
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh watoto huwa na fikra za juu sana
     
  6. dubu

    dubu JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa....!!nmeipenda.
     
  7. 2k Genius

    2k Genius Member

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    Ntawapa nyingine kali zaidi@dubu
     
  8. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha....umenikumbusha yule aliyeambiwa achore ng'ombe anayekula majani,yeye akachora majani mafupi mafupi....na mkia pembeni kabisa ya ile karatasi,alipoulizwa na mwalimu kwanini hajachora ngombe bali mkia tu alafu pembeni ya karatasi
    Dogo akajibu:-
    ww si ndo umechelewa kuja kumuangalia.!!?mm nimemchora lkn nilipomaliza tu mkia,akaondoka akaenda kula majani sababu alikuwa ashamaliza haya hapa,
    na siajabu na huu mkia nao ukaishilia,ulisahau kutuambia tumchore alafu tumfunge kamba.....teh teh teh teh...yaani ina maana ngombe alishafika pembeni kabsa na ile karatasi..
     
  9. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo atakuwa ni zero....mjini shule!
     
  10. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    dogo jiniazi, kwani we unadhani jua ni duara, sema tu liko kwa mbali
     
  11. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaa haaa haaaa!
     
  12. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    dogo noma
     
  13. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha....challenge kwa mwalimu.....
     
  14. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    huyo dogo ni mkali ile mbaya.
     
  15. v

    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Kimetulia..
     
  16. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha.huyu ndio mkali wao.
     
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