A wife was making a breakfast of
fried eggs
for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came
into the kitchen.
Careful!.. he said, Careful! Put
in some
more oil! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too
many at once. Too many!
Turn them! Turn them now! You need
more oil.
Oh my God! Where are we going
to
get more oil?.
The eggs are going to stick! Careful,
careful! I said be
CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you crazy?. Have you lost your
mind?.
Don't forget to add salt. You
know you
always forget. Use the salt. Use
the Salt! The Salt!
The wife stared at him angrily;
What is wrong with you?. You
think I don't
know how
to fry a egg?. The husband replied;
I just wanted to show you how it
feels like when I'm
DRIVING and you do the same.
WANAWAKE ACHENI HIZO, KIBO, MTAJA PIGWA NGUMI