Yes = No
No = Yes. . . NO
Maybe = No I'm sorry. . . HEVEN'T DECIDED YET, but there is a chance (60%) you'll end up getting what you want.
We need = I want . . . WE NEED
It's your decision = My correct decision
should be obvious by now . . . I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THIS DECISION FOR YOU.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later . . . I DON'T CARE
We need to talk = I need to complain . . . THERE IS SOMETHING WE NEED TO SET STRAIGHT.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to . . . I DON'T MIND
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,. . .I'M NOT UPSET
You're so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot . . .YOU ARE A MANLY MAN, JUST THE WAY I LIKE MY MAN TO BE
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I
want a new house. . . THE KITCHEN NEED FIXING
I want new curtains = carpeting,
furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were
almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did
something today you're going to hate......