Women are right

illuh · Sep 18, 2014

HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating…. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line"

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

Msherwa · Sep 18, 2014

ahahahhahaahha, aisee acheni ukweli uwe ukweli, kwa niaba ya men wote, NTABADILIKA!

tabibumtaratibu · Sep 18, 2014

men are right

Kozo Okamoto · Sep 18, 2014

may be they don knw men

Kichwa Ndio Mtu · Sep 18, 2014

Not true.

ONTARIO · Sep 18, 2014

At most times women don't know what they want...

Assume your man;-
*keeps quite and allows u to abuse him
*allows you to slap him without raising a finger at u.
*washing your clothes including your undies.
*obeys all your instructions without raising a question.

M/me awe kauzu buana ndo inanogaga.

PetCash · Sep 18, 2014

If by right you mean their sleeping position with reference to their husbands, I second you.
Message nzuri by the way

Khantwe · Sep 18, 2014

Hahaaaaa very true aiseee yani ukweli mpaka sio vizuri...

neha mimi · Sep 18, 2014

If u hurt him u are too cruel, if he hurts u ur too sensitive...............lol meen

Bavaria · Sep 18, 2014

illuh said:
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating…. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line"

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

Weka Source mkuu

blogger · Sep 18, 2014

Acknowledge the source p'se.

MankaM · Sep 18, 2014

Pokofame said:
ahahahhahaahha, aisee acheni ukweli uwe ukweli, kwa niaba ya men wote, NTABADILIKA!

as ante

naiman64 · Sep 18, 2014

tabibumtaratibu said:
men are right

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

illuh · Sep 18, 2014

Source ya nini kwani ni uongo....Experience mnazo hapo ni kutaka kubisha tuuu

Bulldog said:
Weka Source mkuu

Mafikizolo · Sep 18, 2014

Very very true and well said, me like it!!

luckyline · Sep 18, 2014

illuh said:
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks youre cheating. then
he sends a sms saying dont tell me the battery story coz I know that
line

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too
fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, youre a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, its definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

perfect true

Honey Faith · Sep 18, 2014

Exactly ndio walivyo yani upo sawa kabisa

luckyline · Sep 18, 2014

illuh said:
HELLO.
you may be amused by this. enjoy it.

Men Are Impossible to Please

If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks youre cheating. then
he sends a sms saying dont tell me the battery story coz I know that
line

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too
fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, youre a SHOW-OFF.

If he's
SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u.

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.

If u
DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE.

If u
DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD.

If he
SCOLDS at u, it s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED.

If he
BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK.

If he does
WELL, its definitely BRAINS. (luck)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL.

If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.
The moral of the story is.

if u don pic up his cal yr cheating him and if he don picks up yo cal he was busy? busy my foot!

Shadeeya · Sep 18, 2014

Daah! Yaani kama ni wakubadilika watabadilika mana ujumbe unaeleweka na wala auhitajiki kuusoma mara mbilimbili.

PARADIGM · Sep 18, 2014

illuh said:
Source ya nini kwani ni uongo....Experience mnazo hapo ni kutaka kubisha tuuu

uliyosema ni kweli. Ila hutakiwi kuwa kwenyw extremes, jaribu kutafuta balance ya kutomfurahisha mwenzio kupita kiasi and at the same time don't ignore him.

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