serio
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- Apr 15, 2011
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Etiii......
1. You have different pictures of yourself in expensive cars, and you want your Boyfriend to believe you are not cheating, what....!
Are you a mechanic?
2. You have different pictures of hot girls on your Phone, and u want your Girlfriend to believe you're not cheating, what...!
Are you a Photographer?
3. You work for the Government & you are not stealing anything, what..!
Are u insane..?
4. You spend 8 nights @ ya boyfriend's house every week & u still want us to think u r Virgin, what..!
Is he a Pastor like u go for Night Prayers....?
5. You're always hanging around Widows & u still want your Girlfriend to trust u, what...!
Do u work for Muhimbili Funeral Services...?
6. U only wear designer label clothes @ work yet you earn 150k per month, what...
Do u think ya boss is happy with you...?
7. You only call me when you are hungry. what....!
am I World Food Programme..?
8. You have a babby and you say you are a virgin.. what...
Are you MARY??
Ongeza na zakwako..... what???
1. You have different pictures of yourself in expensive cars, and you want your Boyfriend to believe you are not cheating, what....!
Are you a mechanic?
2. You have different pictures of hot girls on your Phone, and u want your Girlfriend to believe you're not cheating, what...!
Are you a Photographer?
3. You work for the Government & you are not stealing anything, what..!
Are u insane..?
4. You spend 8 nights @ ya boyfriend's house every week & u still want us to think u r Virgin, what..!
Is he a Pastor like u go for Night Prayers....?
5. You're always hanging around Widows & u still want your Girlfriend to trust u, what...!
Do u work for Muhimbili Funeral Services...?
6. U only wear designer label clothes @ work yet you earn 150k per month, what...
Do u think ya boss is happy with you...?
7. You only call me when you are hungry. what....!
am I World Food Programme..?
8. You have a babby and you say you are a virgin.. what...
Are you MARY??
Ongeza na zakwako..... what???