Etiii......
1. You have different pictures of yourself in expensive cars, and you want your Boyfriend to believe you are not cheating, what....!
Are you a mechanic?
2. You have different pictures of hot girls on your Phone, and u want your Girlfriend to believe you're not cheating, what...!
Are you a Photographer?
3. You work for the Government & you are not stealing anything, what..!
Are u insane..?
4. You spend 8 nights @ ya boyfriend's house every week & u still want us to think u r Virgin, what..!
Is he a Pastor like u go for Night Prayers....?
5. You're always hanging around Widows & u still want your Girlfriend to trust u, what...!
Do u work for Muhimbili Funeral Services...?
6. U only wear designer label clothes @ work yet you earn 150k per month, what...
Do u think ya boss is happy with you...?
7. You only call me when you are hungry. what....!
am I World Food Programme..?
8. You have a babby and you say you are a virgin.. what...
Are you MARY??
Ongeza na zakwako..... what???