Tony Laurent
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- Jan 5, 2011
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Soma moja ya vituko vya kombe la dunia kutoka kwa mwnaume huyu wa India.
Husband's Note for his Wife
The Fifa World Cup is going on.. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth, wed, or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
4. Repeats highlights are as good as the main match, so am going to watch them too.
5. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
6. You don't just pass in front of the TV if I am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor.
7. Make sure you do not ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
10. If you miss the lineup please don't ask, 'Who's that guy?'
11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, India and Pakistan did not qualify, so please no stupid questions.
Thank you,
Husband's Note for his Wife
The Fifa World Cup is going on.. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth, wed, or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
4. Repeats highlights are as good as the main match, so am going to watch them too.
5. We can watch STAR PLUS provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
6. You don't just pass in front of the TV if I am watching soccer, you better crawl on the floor.
7. Make sure you do not ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
8. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
9. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
10. If you miss the lineup please don't ask, 'Who's that guy?'
11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, India and Pakistan did not qualify, so please no stupid questions.
Thank you,